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Old 07-11-2006, 11:58 PM   #1
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If I Could Be Like Mike

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/storie....314c6e50.html

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.
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Old 07-12-2006, 12:06 AM   #2
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“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.
This is probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. I really hope this case is thrown out. Honestly at times like these, it really does seem a British "common sense" judicial approach makes sense. This case would be thrown out immediately, and this guy would probably be fined for wasted court funds (ex. "hot coffee" case in England).
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Old 07-12-2006, 12:44 PM   #3
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Well let's make this a class action lawsuit for everyone with a shiny head!

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These type of lawsuits are getting ridiculous. No one wants to work for their money anymore. I think we should enact legislation that says if you bring a frivilous lawsuit into court that you must pay for the court costs AND a fine for wasting taxpayer money and the time of the person you're trying to steal from.

The woman who didn't know coffee was hot before she drove with a styofoam cup between her legs shouldn't have won...she should've been reimbursing the court for wasting their time.

These kind of people are also why our insurance (of all kinds) rates are so high now.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:10 PM   #4
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What a freakin' douchebag. Puts things in real perspective.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:32 PM   #5
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I'm going to sue Shaq for copying my game. Even though I'm about 5'9'' and can't jump I know that if I were his size I would have played just like him, but now I can't because he took my only chance. To the court house!
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I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:35 PM   #7
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I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.
Can I sue myself?
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:36 PM   #8
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I guess if you want to lose EVERYTHING YOU OWN!
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Good guess, rookie. I just lost a buck....TO MYSELF!!!
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Nice job Farva.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:41 PM   #11
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People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz.

"Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD.

No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me?
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:42 PM   #12
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Class action baby.
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:46 PM   #13
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What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?
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What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?
i think if we get in on the ground floor we get a bigger chunk!
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Old 07-12-2006, 01:50 PM   #15
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Re: If I Could Be Like Mike

I can imagine Jordan's rap starting kinda like this:

"[h]e take my money, when [he's] in need
Yeah [h]e's a triflin friend indeed
Oh [h]e's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me"

Just need Jamie Foxx to sing it...
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