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Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?

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View Poll Results: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?
Insightful, wise GTripp0012 8 27.59%
Racist filthmonger GTripp012 11 37.93%
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Old 07-31-2006, 03:14 PM   #151
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that shit is baller.
It's the most ballin'ist shit evah!
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:10 PM   #152
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Re: Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?

The Meeting

Midway through the season, after another unsuccessful attempt using anal (f)loss Bill "The Reach-Around" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his Dungeon of Despair. This was the second time that the whole roll of anal floss had been set aside for since T.O. signed with the Dallas Can't Closeout a Monday Night Football Game Cowboys.
"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) blind fluffer recovering from alcoholism all season, what's the deal?"
"Well Rat, I just feel like my self-centered ego is all I've got. I played like a(n) limp biscuit swirling in hot dog flavored water in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge chocolate starfish. I can bring this team to the brink of hell if the team will just deny me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are mouthing off to the press about this already! The team is nowhere near as good as the Washington Redskins and you have 30 touchdowns. If I didn't have an empty void in my soul that only your loving embrace can fill I'd felch your ass to the nearest pet store right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) easy lay but old Jerry "The Do I Look Younger Now?" Jones just had to pay top dollar for you! Now I'm in love with you until I quit coaching football and move in Paul Rubens at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't grow up with out the knowledge that the person who spit in my mouth while I was sleeping on the school bus all innocent like is dead, so you have to put up with me and deal with it. This will be a real rat smelling type of second half of the season if I'm back in Philly catching passes from their back up QB. Get me the and I'll take you to the limit in February. Otherwise, you can Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Gunbarrels!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could bitterly complain to the media with Roy Williams to try to get some more disrespect from the general public..



AMD, you made this one hard! I mean the Mad-Lib, by the way!
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:14 PM   #153
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:15 PM   #154
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too time consuming, considering i've got one foot out the door...
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:16 PM   #155
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Felch. Nastiest word ever.
Literally, the nastiest word ever!
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:23 PM   #156
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There's this guy who works who is gay and his name rhymes with that, so we call him Felcher.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:25 PM   #157
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that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:26 PM   #158
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Yes, I tend to not be so nasty for some reason because I feel like no one would appreciate it.

Be prepared for CRAZY NASTY with the next Mad Lib. But I'm done for the day.

Malcolm...OUT.
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Old 07-31-2006, 04:33 PM   #159
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that was above and beyond anything I could have hoped for. Thank you for raising the bar again 724. You complete me.
Sad that this goes down as my most productive accomplishment at work today. Oh well, can't wait till the next one!
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:05 PM   #160
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i should start a new daily mad libs thread, because we've seriously hijacked this one. Who is this GTripp character anyways?
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:10 PM   #161
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Actually, we should have a "PG" rated Mad-Libs and a "R" rated Mad-Libs. Some people may get pretty offended with the material we put on here.
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Old 07-31-2006, 05:47 PM   #162
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Hey, I have nothing to do with the disgusting minds of some of you people. I'm just demonstrating my new found talent for creating Mad Libs.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:52 AM   #163
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