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Old 08-01-2006, 12:04 PM   #1
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Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)

After the relative success of the Mad Libs on the "GTripp 4 Life" thread, I think we need to move out on our own. These don't have to be adult themed, but I have nothing to do with what your sick minds put in these.

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I recently purchased the [adjective] football video game "Madden [number]." I had to beg my [noun] to let me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on [plural noun] lately. After [gerund] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [noun].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [profession]! But first you have to go through [noun], which is extremely [adjective]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [liquid] running down your neck. After going through the [adjective] training period you are ready to start [gerund] for real.
Again, the game is so [adjective] that you can actually get [animals] in your stomach. But don't let your [part of the body] get too [adjective] because one slip and you could [verb] all over the field. By the end of the first [noun] everything should slow down for you and your [plural noun] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [noun].
With any [noun] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [adjective] prize, the [name of someone famous] Trophy!
First you have to [verb] the opening round of the [annual event]. After you [verb] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [noun] really [verb] off, because you don't want to be [gerund] on the road! If you're [adjective] enough to make it to the [adjective] Bowl you should be [adjective] to win! The [noun] will be [adjective] so keep your [part of the body] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [noun] and [verb] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [verb] with the [noun] that you did when you were a kid.
Hopefully you won the [adjective] game and now you can go to [famous vacation spot], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [adjective] [plural noun] to spend.
The [adjective] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [gerund] all you want. It seems like all I do is [verb] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [gerund] me last week.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:09 PM   #2
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What's "gerund"?
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a verb ending in "ing," someone else left that little tidbit on the other thread. It was just quicker to write that then say "verb ending in ing" everytime.
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ok here's my feeble attempt:

I recently purchased the [erectifying] football video game "Madden [743,204.65]." I had to beg my [dominatrix] to left me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on [crack rocks] lately. After [porking] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [feces].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [street walker]! But first you have to go through [obedience school], which is extremely [horrifying]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [menstrual blood] running down your neck. After going through the [gory] training period you are ready to start [spelunking] for real.

Again, the game is so [adverse] that you can actually get [giraffes] in your stomach. But don't let your [peniswrinkle] get too [swollen] because one slip and you could [bleed] all over the field. By the end of the first [odyssey] everything should slow down for you and your [bags of weed] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [orally fixated granny].

With any [vial of dopamine] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [breast enlarging] prize, the [Ron Jeremy] Trophy! First you have to [suck] the opening round of the [Goat Hump-off]. After you [demoralize] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [hookers] really [pay] off, because you don't want to be [masturbating] on the road! If you're [sly] enough to make it to the [Schlong] Bowl you should be [fascinated] to win! The [hairy taco] will be [eyeballing you] so keep your [right testicle] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [border] and [tunnel] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [thrust] with the [biggest blackest vibrator ever] that you did when you were a kid.

Hopefully you won the [bloody] game and now you can go to [South Detroit], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [nasty] [herpes] to spend.

The [shitty] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [masturbating] all you want. It seems like all I do is [piss] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [dumped] me [for a virgin bisexual dinosaur] last week.
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Old 08-01-2006, 12:54 PM   #5
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Once 724 gets his hands on that one... none of us will ever play madden again.
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Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)

More like "Once 724 gets his [body parts] on that [noun] none of us will ever [verb] [noun] again."
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a verb ending in "ing," someone else left that little tidbit on the other thread. It was just quicker to write that then say "verb ending in ing" everytime.
Good to know. I shoulda looked it up.

P.S.: Who knew that? Brud?
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"virgin bisexual dinosaur" ... priceless!
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Not my best work, but I got caught up in "poop" humor...

I recently purchased the [very non-]football video game "Madden [Hot Dog Eating Champ 2K7]." I had to beg my [super best friend and new roommate Lance Bass] to left me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on ["Exit Only" signs] lately. After [watching John Madden eat 86 gravy covered hot dogs gravy in] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [Pepto Bismal].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [Oscar Meyer hot dog]! But first you have to go through [John Madden's colon], which is extremely [...interesting]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [gaseous, semi liquid contents of his digestive tract] running down your neck. After going through the [hellish-nightmare that are his bowels] training period you are ready to start [competing against John Madden] for real.

Again, the game is so [easy to digest when dipped in water] that you can actually get [little chunks of half-eaten hot dogs] in your stomach. But don't let your [poop chute] get too [compacted] because one slip and you could [explosively shit] all over the field. By the end of the first [round of ten dozen hot dogs] everything should slow down for you and your [irritable bowel] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [bloody ass Exlax addict].

With any [chance of recovering from angioplasty] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [artery clogging] prize, the [Chocaolate Covered Peanutty Bratwurst] Trophy! First you have to [eat 50 hot dogs without puking during the] the opening round of the [Regional No Limit Tournament]. After you [literally eat] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [the rules] really [tick me] off, because you don't want to be [traveling with an explosive diarrhea condition] on the road! If you're [quick] enough to make it to the [Toilet] Bowl you should be [stocking enough toilet paper] to win! The [plunger] will be [dificult to reach] so keep your [toilet seat] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [fold] and [wipe technique] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [wash your ass] with the [nearest hand towel] that you did when you were a kid.

Hopefully you won the [Name That Tune farting] game and now you can go to [the closest window], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [more violent attacks of diarrhea] to spend.

The [really enjoyable] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [crapping] all you want. It seems like all I do is [crap] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [took a dump on] me last week.[/quote]
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FOLD AND WIPE TECHNIQUE!! LOL haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.
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724 is gods gift to mad libs
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And to Lance Bass.
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And to Lance Bass.
You wound me! Honestly, we're just friends. So what if we double up on the reclining tanning bed? It saves money!
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You wound me! Honestly, we're just friends. So what if we double up on the reclining tanning bed? It saves money!
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You know, I meant to change the name of the trophy to the "mheisig Cup".
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