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Old 08-01-2006, 02:37 PM   #31
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AMD - damnit, I had a good one for Pastabelly...

I am the greatest NFL player of all time, so great that I was misquoted in my autobiography. I'm now going to set up shop in my driveway and do crunches until I have a 12-pack. Oh, and Praise Jerry Jones for showing me the money.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:38 PM   #32
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I'm not gonna lie, coach. I'm a little drunk.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:40 PM   #33
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Terry Glenn? What number does she wear again? And TO, her majesty couldn't catch a cold in the desert. We stink right now! Maybe we need to start running some, no offense, *place racial slur here* plays to trick the defense.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:41 PM   #34
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If we go out and half-ass it 'cause we're scared, then we'll always wonder if we were really good enough. But if we go out there and give it all we've got... that's heroic. You guys wanna be heroes?
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That was actually supposed to be Peter King, Bohnzie, but they're pretty much interchangable.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:42 PM   #36
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well, actually my Pastabelly was going to teeder the lines of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers trilogy...
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:46 PM   #37
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I'm a football man. All you punks are just football fans.

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Old 08-01-2006, 02:48 PM   #38
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"Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win another game!"
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Why are you punting?!?!

The Cleveland Browns down 28-3 in the fourth quarter were faced with fourth and 3. NFL statistics show that the average running play yields 3.23476354 yards 67.53536739% of the time. The Football Gods showed their displeasure at this dsplay of football cowardice.
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Why are you punting?!?!

The Cleveland Browns down 28-3 in the fourth quarter were faced with fourth and 3. NFL statistics show that the average running play yields 3.23476354 yards 67.53536739% of the time. The Football Gods showed their displeasure at this dsplay of football cowardice.
TMQ? i am guilty of reading that column on a weekly basis.
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Old 08-01-2006, 02:51 PM   #41
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For the old school guys.
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The Boston Red Sox are the greatest team in the history of mankind. the 2004 ALCS was like a gift from God after he killed your entire family and neutered your dog.
My buddy Antfarm called me up the other day because he saw Bill Belicheck at the store buying pants. He said it was like when Andy crawled through 500 yards of foul-smelling hell to freedom.
I have to go check on my west coast roto league and not write another decent article for 6 months, but only after I TiVo some old 90210.
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TMQ? i am guilty of reading that column on a weekly basis.
Me, too. I actually like his facts regarding science websites.
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I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!.....and I need to go back to work for the American people.
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and we have credible sources telling us that iraq is stockpiling weapons of mass destruction so.....as they say, the rest is history
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