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Old 08-03-2006, 09:02 AM   #16
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

The Break Up.....

Starring LaVar Arrington. Co-Star: Patrick Ramsey.
Also with Gregg Williams as The mean ass Land Lord!

Two athletes share a condo in NYC while communting via the public transit system to their respective training camps.
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:27 AM   #17
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

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The Break Up.....

Starring LaVar Arrington. Co-Star: Patrick Ramsey.
Also with Gregg Williams as The mean ass Land Lord!

Two athletes share a condo in NYC while communting via the public transit system to their respective training camps.
Each person has a sidekick too. Coles for Ramsey and Pierce for Arrington. Each is charged with making witty little comments and giving smug disapproving looks every now and then.
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Old 08-03-2006, 09:48 AM   #18
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

"Salt and Pepper"

"Norv Turner and the Mooches"

"Back to School (When People Liked Us)"

"Big Man, Little Man"

"Scrambled Sacks"

"The Adventures of Butter Fingers and the Jerk"

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Old 08-03-2006, 09:55 AM   #19
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"Salt and Pepper"

"Norv Turner and the Mooches"

"Back to School (When People Liked Us)"

"Big Man, Little Man"

"Scrambled Sacks"

"The Adventures of Butter Fingers and the Jerk"

"I'll Ice Your Back If You Scratch Mine"
I think Michael Strahan has landed the leading role in Scrambled Sacks!
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:20 AM   #20
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

nvm.
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

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Old 08-04-2006, 02:11 PM   #22
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{slowly backing away from the computer}
was it that bad lolol?
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:38 PM   #23
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

I think it just freaked me out because it seemed like you put waaaaayyyy too much thought into their lover affair.
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Old 08-05-2006, 12:40 AM   #24
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I think it just freaked me out because it seemed like you put waaaaayyyy too much thought into their lover affair.
Yeah i dunno where i went with that, it started out as something simple, and then i started thinking of those old 50's sitcoms where everything was black and white and it portrayed the little perfect american family, and it grew from there.
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

How about this....

LaVar and Ramsey decide to travel around the globe solving problems in order to make up for that piss-poor efforts on the football field. If someone is accused of a crime they use their unique whinning and scapegoating skills to pass the blame to innocent bystanders.

If you've got a problem and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...The R&A Team
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Old 08-06-2006, 11:06 AM   #26
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

How about Mission Impossible?

LaVar and Patrick, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to break the starting lineup of your respective teams. .....


....your careers will self destruct in two more seasons.
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:19 PM   #27
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

Two friends down on their luck decide to head to Milwaukee to work at a beer bottling plant. How about the Lavarne and Ramsey show:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Schuler, Westbrook, Desmondhoward incorporated

We're gonna do it!
Give us any check, we'll take it
Give us any hope, we'll break it
We're gonna make our teams feel blue
Doin' it our way.
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

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What about this:

Patrick Ramsey and Lavar Arrington are two gay fathers living in a suburban townhouse trying to cope with the reality that is their life, while trying to raise their illegitimate love-child Taylor Jacobs and dealing with the pressures of their respective training camps. Things come to an all time low after Ramsey gets tired of having to take care of young Taylor all the time, and Lavar is bitching and whining about all the pressures of being the man in the household. Ramsey starts getting all emotional at Lavar while Taylor decides to go play in the street. While Lavar and Patrick are dealing with their issues Taylor almost gets run over by a 3 year old on a tricycle, and comes running back inside crying over his near death experience. Lavar and Patrick put aside their issues for a moment and realize that Taylor is the most important thing to them.

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On a side note, i went further with that then i wanted to go.
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

How about this: Ramsey and LaVar are kicked out of our nation's capital so they hop a train and end up in the big apple. Once there they are adopted by the governor of new jersey and given jobs with NJ's football teams.
When their not missing assignments and receivers on the field they live together in an upscale apartment in Trenton.

The running gag will be that every week Lavar will find a new reason to say, "what'chu talkin' about, Ramsey?"
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

The NEW governor of NJ or the old one? If it's the old one, both LaVar and Patrick pose as cabana boys for the governor when they're not pissing off their fanbase.
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