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Old 08-02-2006, 11:13 PM   #1
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The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

After the Washington Redskins killed their life long dreams of becoming NFL superstars, LaVar Arrington and Patrick Ramsey have decided to turn to the world of show buisness to make their respective names. The only problem is, after having their sense self esteem crushed under the uncaring boot of Joe Gibbs they need help coming up with ideas for their television show.

Any ideas?
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:19 PM   #2
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

I liked your first idea. I'm still laughing too hard to come up with any ideas of my own yet.

I think my next sig may just be coming from this thread
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:22 PM   #3
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

I was going to make a horrible joke about the two of them trying to gang rape someone in the showers, but their self confidence was too low for them to be "manly" so they had to call it quits. I don't know, would that have gone too far?
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:24 PM   #4
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

For those not "in the know," this is the first idea, as presented in the Ramsey sucks it up for the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets....

They should star in a sitcom together. They could be sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. Every week they find themselves in another whacky situation that someone else got them in.
For example, in one episode they could try to make a batch of sweet sweet toilet schnapps only to have it blow up in LaVar's face. Ramsey could say, "well it would have worked if Slippery Pete had told me how to make it right." Then LaVar would say, "cell block D never really wanted, I think the infirmary will be much better."
I'm low on ideas right now, but you get the picture.
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:30 PM   #5
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

Oh no! You didn't...yes you did! AMD comes thru once again. I'm not an original thinker but a revisionist.

Patrick, Pierce and Lavar on a routine training camp
Met the Greeeaaatest Head Coach ever knooown
Hiiiiigh upon egos, He struck their tiny careers
And flushed them down deep below

To the Laaaa-aaand of New York!
To the Laaaa-aaand of New York!
To the Laaaa-aaand of New York!\

ROOOAAARRRR!!!
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

hahahaha, I set 'em up, you knock 'em down
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Old 08-02-2006, 11:34 PM   #7
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You guys make me laugh. That's nice. I like to laugh
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

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I was going to make a horrible joke about the two of them trying to gang rape someone in the showers, but their self confidence was too low for them to be "manly" so they had to call it quits. I don't know, would that have gone too far?
Only if Laveraneus Coles was their target.
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

someone always has to go and ruin a good thing.

Quickly changing the topic.

How about this: Ramsey and LaVar decide that they really do love the fans in DC and they want to play for them, but they obviously can't play for the Skins because of the really mean coaching staff. So where do they turn? THE D.C. DIVAS!!!! The pair don their best drag outfits and decide to make a run for the Estrogen Bowl (?).
It would be like Bosom Buddies mets Playmakers.
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I'll get in on this when I have time!!!
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Perfect Strangers! Patrick gets to play Balkey.
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

Or maybe LaVar is on death row for a crime he didn't commit and Patrick decides to rob a bank and go in and break out LaVar.

Jeff Garcia stars as T-Bag.

This would be a great idea for a show.
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go the cartoon route. those digital animation movies are always a huge hit. perhaps lavar and patrick as beavis and butthead?
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Re: The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

Lavar is a moderately successful athlete who thinks way too highly of his own talents. Despite being a newlywed, he can't say no to his old teammate, who's down on his luck and needs a place to crash. I give you...

You, Me, and Ramsey
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I'll get in on this when I have time!!!
is there some way to write out the Peter Griffin laugh?
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