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Old 08-10-2006, 01:28 PM   #16
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Re: He's a Dancing Machine!

YouTube - slater dance

Only one spin move

Would they really have a porn star on ABC?
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:29 PM   #17
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How are they going to introduce her? Former adult film star and slut extraordinaire, Tera Patrick?!
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:08 PM   #18
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I see it more as Cum Catching Slut Bag, but who knows...
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:49 PM   #19
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With the f-ed up teeth. But then again, I would only know her face with "stuff" on it anyway.
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:52 PM   #20
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Ahhh yes! The money shot!
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:54 PM   #21
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That's my least favorite part of porn. They make it so DISGUSTING when they do it. Ugh. And you KNOW what I'm talking about.

Gargle. :vomit:
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Old 08-10-2006, 02:57 PM   #22
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Yeah. its the worst. Some of the hardcore stuff is good but they really ruin the scene by creaming all over the chicks face. anywhere else would be fine, chest,back,asscheeks, just not the face.

i prefer not seeing another guy at all but if you must, leave the chicks face alone.
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:05 PM   #23
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and that Bukkake(sp?) stuff. is that not the nastiest fetish known to man? how could anybody do that to themselves?
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Re: He's a Dancing Machine!

Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches.

AC will make smith his bitch.
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:18 PM   #25
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Back to the point of the thread: Can smith really out twirl AC Slater? The man has never lost a wrestling match in his life! And the only thing that AC is better at than wrestling is goofy, broadway-style twirls and toe touches.

AC will make smith his bitch.
sorry i contibuted to the hijacking of this one. it kinda got out of control.

GO A.C. SLATER!!!!
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:25 PM   #26
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it been a while since i saw saved by the bell but didnt he lose to a girl in one episode?
A more respect-earning way of asking this would have been:

"It's been a while since I was on a long car ride and I was forced to listen to my little sister recap all of the Saved By the Bell episodes to her friend but didn't he lose to a girl in one episode?."
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:27 PM   #27
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where did you get that quote from 724?



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Old 08-10-2006, 03:32 PM   #28
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If he did lose to a female it wasn't in a California State sanctioned match. Plus, the only torso AC touches is Momma's, so he was obviously at a disadvantage.
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:34 PM   #29
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724 just makes stuff up

I think that would make a good sig?
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Old 08-10-2006, 03:42 PM   #30
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724 just makes stuff up

I think that would make a good sig?
I'll take that into serious consideration for my next sponsored sig.
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