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Old 08-29-2006, 04:31 PM   #31
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I bet Doug Flutie is a MASTER puppy kicker.
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Old 08-29-2006, 04:35 PM   #32
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My drop kick is similar to Hulk Hogan's. MANLY.
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Old 08-29-2006, 05:06 PM   #33
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Its all good. I explained where the name came from and how the whole offensive thing is just a bunch of libs somewhere trying to make a stink and she totally got it. And no she dosen't drive a hatchback or any of that stuff. I'll have her singing the fight song with me before seasons end!
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Old 08-29-2006, 05:58 PM   #34
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Ask her if that is going to stand in the way between you both from having an enjoyable sexual relationship for the next 6 mos.- few years, then whip it out cuz if she says yes you could piss on her, slap her with it, or begin advertising for the next girl to step up and make some crazy decisions with you.
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Old 08-29-2006, 07:03 PM   #35
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just tell her you support your team and its name, but are very aware of how some people can take it and are sensitive to there needs...........and just say if you like I'll just call them......Washington or the "Skins".............sounds like a nice girl.........
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Old 08-29-2006, 07:31 PM   #36
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just tell her you support your team and its name, but are very aware of how some people can take it and are sensitive to there needs...........and just say if you like I'll just call them......Washington or the "Skins".............sounds like a nice girl.........
Yeah, that would be the mature, rational thing to do. Only BMF would think to be mature and rational at a time like this.
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Old 08-29-2006, 07:47 PM   #37
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hold up the Cleveland Indians logo, then hold up the Skins logo.

our logo is the epitome of stoic and respectful, it looks like it belongs on US currency.
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Old 08-29-2006, 11:27 PM   #38
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tell her " shut up and buy me a jersery woman!!"
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Old 08-30-2006, 12:22 AM   #39
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Yeah, that would be the mature, rational thing to do. Only BMF would think to be mature and rational at a time like this.
Yeah but if you give a BMF answer, the bia will think you are sensative and you will get ass that night.
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Old 08-30-2006, 01:34 AM   #40
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Man, I'm so sick of this argument. True, George Preston Marshall, was a racist POS, but he's long gone, and his legacy is burning in hell with him. The Redskins are so over him and his ideas. I personally don't think the name is that offensive. Like my man said, ask her if she thinks that the "Fighting Irish" are offensive. How about the Cleveland Indians? No one mentions them, and their mascot looks damn near like a Sambo. In fact the Redskins' Lone Star Deitz mascot is, in my opinion, one of the most respectable looking Native American mascots I've ever seen. I also get mad when CERTAIN Native Americans compare the Redskin name to the word NI@@&#R, and I'm Black so the censors know, so I have every right to comment on it. The name "Redskin" couldn't have a smackerel of the connotation that that word does. Furthermore, most Natives aren't offended. So you need to tell your girlfriend to sit down somewhere, or would she rather go for a team who's mascot symbolizes people who have degraded Native Americans on a regular basis: COWBOYS...
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wow panama well put
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Old 08-30-2006, 02:30 PM   #42
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Its all good. I explained where the name came from and how the whole offensive thing is just a bunch of libs somewhere trying to make a stink and she totally got it. And no she dosen't drive a hatchback or any of that stuff. I'll have her singing the fight song with me before seasons end!
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Old 09-03-2006, 03:29 AM   #43
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OmG ... u ppl...*

ppl r entitled to their opinions ok... i think its just a little EXTREME to brk up w/ a gr8 girl just cuz she doesnt like ur football team...

if ur like dat, then go to extremeskins.com ok
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Old 09-08-2006, 01:22 AM   #45
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OmG ... u ppl...*

ppl r entitled to their opinions ok... i think its just a little EXTREME to brk up w/ a gr8 girl just cuz she doesnt like ur football team...

if ur like dat, then go to extremeskins.com ok
n tak dis guy's speeling wit u
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