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Old 09-21-2006, 05:04 PM   #31
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So who did Gman blow to get a job as a mod?

Summo, where do you think the idea for the white skin came from?
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:05 PM   #32
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Quick tally of TAFKAS 8,872 posts:

5,387 posts were links to previous posts submitted by other members.

1,236 posts were regarding his dream job at ESPN.

1,178 posts were telling others to "be nice or else".

987 posts were one-word responses like "nice" or "thanks" or, if we're lucky, a cute little smiley!

84 posts were actually original, Redskins-related comments.

Thanks for always being there TAFKAS for us. I mean, ALWAYS, being there!
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:06 PM   #33
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Quick tally of TAFKAS 8,872 posts:

5,387 posts were links to previous posts submitted by other members.

1,236 posts were regarding his dream job at ESPN.

1,178 posts were telling others to "be nice or else".

987 posts were one-word responses like "nice" or "thanks" or, if we're lucky, a cute little smiley!

84 posts were actually original, Redskins-related comments.

Thanks for always being there TAFKAS for us. I mean, ALWAYS, being there!
Hahaa
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:08 PM   #34
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Check out the shout out under Gmanc's name! I was sure that Clinton said he never had sex wiith that Mod.

STD's are a bitch


Gmanc711: The mod that keeps on giving.
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Old 09-21-2006, 05:10 PM   #35
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Quick tally of TAFKAS 8,872 posts:

5,387 posts were links to previous posts submitted by other members.

1,236 posts were regarding his dream job at ESPN.

1,178 posts were telling others to "be nice or else".

987 posts were one-word responses like "nice" or "thanks" or, if we're lucky, a cute little smiley!

84 posts were actually original, Redskins-related comments.

Thanks for always being there TAFKAS for us. I mean, ALWAYS, being there!
Nice . Back to my dream job
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:13 PM   #36
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*yawn*
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The world is burning, doomsday is nigh, and nukes are falling out of the sky... but i trust our coaching staff. After all, gibbs wasn't just handed those rings.
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:53 PM   #38
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Old 09-21-2006, 08:58 PM   #39
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Gmanc's 711 is the number of times he blew TAF to get the moderator job.

TAFKAS spells his name in all caps b/c he thinks it makes him more manly (but see above).

Matty hasn't posted b/c his ego got in the way - I will now be banned.

Brud, last i checked, a genius knew that a weekly power poll could be expected to appear every week. Based on past performance, this nuance seems to have escaped you.
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Gmanc's 711 is the number of times he blew TAF to get the moderator job.

TAFKAS spells his name in all caps b/c he thinks it makes him more manly (but see above).

Matty hasn't posted b/c his ego got in the way - I will now be banned.

Brud, last i checked, a genius knew that a weekly power poll could be expected to appear every week. Based on past performance, this nuance seems to have escaped you.

Haha, now that is the best one so far.
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:39 AM   #41
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So who did Gman blow to get a job as a mod?
Who did he BLOW or who did he get blow BY for seventy dollars?
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:57 AM   #42
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***Warning*** This roast is not for the faint of heart. Please read only at your own risk! (And my first attempt at one of these. This is in the nature of the roast and not at all meant to offend.)

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A group of guys walk into a talent agency. It's Mattyk72, TAFKAS, Gmanc711, joecrisp and BrudLee. Mattyk72 says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry... I don't represent Redskins' acts. Daniel Snyder owns all the rights and I fear a lawsuit."

TAFKAS replies, "Sir, once you see our act, you'll want to hire us right away and won't fear ANY lawsuits Mr. Snyder might bring."

The agent replies, "Alright, then. I'll take a look at it."

BrudLee thanks the agent for his decision. All five men strip and BrudLee lays down on his back on the floor. Gmanc711 starts it off by to taking a large dump on BrudLee's face while joecrisp comes over and starts to fuck BrudLee in the ass. Mattyk72 takes his ego-sized penis and starts to slap Gmanc711 in head with it while TAFKAS lays down curled into a ball and starts sucking his own dick.

When Gmanc711 finishes his 5 minute dump, he starts licking Mattyk72's balls while BrudLee gets up (with joecrisp still in him) and starts to fist Gmanc711 in the ass.

TAFKAS continues to suck his own dick.

joecrisp finally finishes with BrudLee and opens up a duffel bag full of footballs. He takes one football and gets down on all fours in a center's position. BrudLee comes up behind joecrisp and fucks him in the ass and then yells, "Hike!". joecrisp hikes the football between BrudLee's legs and up his ass.

Mattyk72 grabs another footballs and hands the ball off to Gmanc711 who runs over to TAFKAS and shoves the football up his ass.

TAFKAS continues to suck his own dick.

Mattyk72 puts on a Brunell jersey, grabs yet another football, drops back, aims for Gmanc711 and throws the ball... directly into joecrisp's ass.

The agent begins to stand up to protest. "Hey! I think he was an inelligible receiver!" Mattyk72 picks up another ball to throw at the agent, but decides to throw it away when joecrisp grabs a football out of the bag and shoves it up his ass.

Tired of sucking his own dick, TAFKAS gets up, grabs a football, and shoves a second one up his own ass. He then grabs one more football, places it on a kicking tee, and bends over directly in front of it yelling, "Go for three! Go for three!"

BrudLee complies by kicking the ball directly into TAFKAS' ass. TAFKAS then starts shitting the balls out in perfect spirals to Gmanc711, Mattyk72, and joecrisp, who each make wonderful diving catches.

TAFKAS begins to suck his own dick again, but passes out from exhaustion. The remaining four finish the act by dancing in Funky Four fashion to "Play That Funky Music".

For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And Mattyk72 says, "The Warpath.net Aristocrats!"
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:05 AM   #43
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I'm like Chris Elliott in Scary Movie 3! (or was it 2?)
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:11 AM   #45
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Geez! The things he could do with one of AMD's Mad Libs! If someone were repeating that over an FCC broadcast it would have to be edited so much that it would sound like a "test of the emergency broadcast system."
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