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Old 09-22-2006, 09:13 AM   #46
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Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread"

Whatever happened to the time honored tradition of wrapping up a roast with a few kind of words? Sigh...And remember Sheriff Gonna Getcha is a moderator (he's a lawyer too!) and so is Crazy Canuck (he's freakin' Canadian)
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:19 AM   #47
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You know... I couldn't remember all of the mods and there is no good place that I was able to easily find for a list. So I just used a few threads I've read recently with a quick scan through. So apologies to the mods I left out. Though lawyers and Canadians have plenty of jokes of their own! (Lawyers have "penile codes" and Canadians have "mounties".) Hahaha... those funny Canadians!
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As for kind words... I wouldn't be here lurking as much as I do if I didn't like and respect everyone here. I even have a link to this site on my own personal webpage!
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Big Red i think the arictocrat post was the funniest I ever read here, I'm just pissed I wasn't involved. Perhaps I could have used my cock as a football ramrod or something.
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Perhaps I could have used my cock as a football ramrod or something.
Well, perhaps as the needle used to inflate the football.
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:41 AM   #51
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Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...) One more and maybe I can make the Warpath.net Aristocrats 2.0 with 4 new characters...

Or I can just roast the forgotten individually:

Summo is so fat that when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, he got the part of the big Rolling Ball. When he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. When he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Man, and he's also dumb. He's so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. It took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. He's so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out.

But seriously, he's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower. After he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Well, perhaps as the needle used to inflate the football.
Hahaha! BURN!
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:47 AM   #53
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Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...)
Some of the roles need to be updated, but here's the list

http://www.thewarpath.net/showgroups.php
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:57 AM   #54
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Re: Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread"

no way anyone's gonna top thewarpath aristocrats...so why even try?
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I won't say anything bad about the mods. I'll let the image search results for "mods" do the talking:























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What are they doing!?!?!?
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:44 PM   #57
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What are they doing!?!?!?
Didn't you guys know that holding someone up by their balls and ass is the best way to get a rugby ball from the air?
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Old 09-22-2006, 03:11 PM   #58
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I was going to attempt to roast Matty, but I just can't think of anything. I mean, how can you possibly roast someone who always has wonderful thoughts to add, AND is right all the time!?!

Like this one time a couple years ago, someone had written out a four paragraph post about why Ramsey should be the starter. Matty responded with "Ramsey sucks! Nuff said.", and half a dozen members(myself included) responded with stuff like "HAhAHa!, jOo R sO riTe mAtTY!" and "Ooooo... burn" and "I agree with Matty". I mean, how are you supposed to roast someone with that kind of insight? In fact, I'm getting T-Shirts made for like minded members like myself, that say "Matty Ball Washer's Club". Let me know if you're interested.





Kind words, hmmm... Matty, I like your website.
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I think there was entirely too much interaction between myself and BrudLee in the Aristocrats post.

Besides, MattyK72 is more my type. He's got such an enormous...

EGO!
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Another joecrisp siting? Wow, thats two times this year, his ppd is going up like crazy
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