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Old 09-27-2006, 10:51 PM   #1
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Why Doesn't Kelly Kapowski Have One of These?

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Old 09-27-2006, 11:34 PM   #2
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no shame, and obviously bad fiscal management.
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:23 AM   #3
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Re: Why Doesn't Kelly Kapowski Have One of These?

hey you have to give him credit, He can go 45 minutes with two women!
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Old 09-28-2006, 04:03 AM   #4
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This is just straight nasty, this guy is desperate.

"Although most of the raunchy details have been kept under wraps, word is that some "bodily functions" and the "Dirty Sanchez" are featured acts in the sex romp."


DIRTY SANCHEZ!?!??!?!!?!

Do you guys know what that is?? Wow, I can't believe he is gonna be a part of that, just freaking gross, but hilarious. Wow, I still can't believe it.

For you older folk, look up dirty sanchez on Urban Dictionary: Define Your World , and they will tell you what it means. Gross.
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:12 AM   #5
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hey hoo, how about a strawberry shortcake? this is too funny not to be true
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:33 AM   #6
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Well, it's no donkey punch...
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What about a dirty RANCHez? Ranch dressing, much cleaner.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:49 AM   #8
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What about a dirty RANCHez? Ranch dressing, much cleaner.
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Gross. Did I say it had to come from the ass?! :vomit:
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...gross
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Haha, wow this thread just got really nasty.
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Old 09-28-2006, 10:16 AM   #13
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as long as it's not a Cleveland steamer...
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grillz, thats a riot
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Old 09-28-2006, 01:36 PM   #15
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has anyone seen kelly kapowski recently holy....

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