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Old 10-06-2006, 10:17 AM   #1
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Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)

It's called, "See Dick Throw Jane Under the Bus."
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Old 10-06-2006, 10:39 AM   #4
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It's called, "See Dick Throw Jane Under the Bus."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

seriously though, check out some of these titles

"Little T Learns to Share"
"Little T Learns What Not to Say"
"Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry"
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Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)

"Little T Learns to Play Well With Others"
"Little T Learns that Tuna is the Boss"
"Little T Learns How To Retrieve Text Messages"
"Little T Learns To Not Act Like TO"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

seriously though, check out some of these titles

"Little T Learns to Share"
"Little T Learns What Not to Say"
"Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry"
That reminds me of the Simpsons where Bart joins the junior campers and has to read the book titled something like "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does."

What a goober.
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:20 AM   #8
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who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?
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That reminds me of the Simpsons where Bart joins the junior campers and has to read the book titled something like "Don't Do What Donny Don't Does."

What a goober.
LOL! That was my favorite episode of the Simpsons, ever.

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Re: The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)

This just in guys... There will be a 4th book in the series... Little T grows up and learns how to be an Asshole.
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"Little T's Frontal Lobotomy"-It's not all bad kids...wait, what was I saying?
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who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?
I'm going to be buying it for myself. Ask my girl, I'm very selfish.
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:42 PM   #13
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Wow! By the spacing of the releases it's obvious that it takes them 6 months to write a children's book. I'm a bit surprised the main character isn't named Donovan. And I would expect he would follow this with a series for adolescents. The first one would be when "Little T" discovered that it was more enjoyable to have sex with others than by himself.
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Old 10-06-2006, 05:01 PM   #14
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here are some upcoming releases in the series:

"Little T Learns To Talk In The Third Person"
"Little T Learns How To Be An Attention Whore"
"Little T Learns How To Be Selfish"
"Little T Learns How To Piss Off An Entire Team's Fans"
"Little T Learns To Throw His Quarterback Under The Bus"
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Little T Learns Not To Mix Prescription Meds
Little T Learns To Love Him Some Him
Little T Learns To Hold a Press Conference
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