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Old 10-11-2006, 02:23 PM   #16
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

He's to busy working on Flavor Flav's next reality series - NFL Booty Call.
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Old 10-11-2006, 02:33 PM   #17
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

I can't believe everyone is missing the real reason why he's not playing.

Mark Brunell.

Need I say more? I don't think so.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:15 PM   #18
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

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I can't believe everyone is missing the real reason why he's not playing.

Mark Brunell.

Need I say more? I don't think so.
Good point.

Or maybe, the game has passed Gibbs so badly that he can't tell that Duckett is actually the greatest player to ever wear a Redskins jersey.

Or, he can't understand the 56 pages dedicated to short yardage dives in Al Saunders' playbook.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:48 PM   #19
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

Or it could be due to the fact that Gibbs doesn't play Madden, and if he did he would see what a beast Duckett can be with the truck stick.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:57 PM   #20
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

Let's be honest here. The real reason he isn't playing is so we can diminish his market value enough to sign him to a sweet value priced deal this off-season and the trade CP for a couple of CB3s and a 6th rounder.

The plan is all falling into place. Expect to start hearing how Duckett is a malcontent and can't understand the play book. Oh and also he has a cronic knee condition that makes him skip instead of run.
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:14 PM   #21
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Old 10-11-2006, 07:08 PM   #22
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Or it could be due to the fact that Gibbs doesn't play Madden, and if he did he would see what a beast Duckett can be with the truck stick.
totally. try Betts with a Truck Stick. psssh
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Old 10-12-2006, 07:38 AM   #23
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because he doesn't like pie, and Gibbs refuses to play a guy who doesn't like pie.
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Old 10-12-2006, 08:58 AM   #24
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

He still hasen't found the answer to question 3 and that is a requirement to dress.
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:45 AM   #25
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Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

Perhaps it's that he hasn't read their Man Law policies, and continues to stick his fingers in other players' beers.
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Good point.

Or maybe, the game has passed Gibbs so badly that he can't tell that Duckett is actually the greatest player to ever wear a Redskins jersey.

Or, he can't understand the 56 pages dedicated to short yardage dives in Al Saunders' playbook.



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