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10-11-2006, 11:06 AM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing We already have a "TJ Duckett Conspiracy" thread going, but I haven't heard any conspiracy theories yet, so I've decided to make a thread designed for just such a discussion (plus, as usual, I am bored). Here are just a few thoughts: - Gibbs hates college football and didn't want to be bothered with looking at potential draft picks - TJ Duckett makes such good BBQ sauce that the team just needed to get him up here - Mike Sellers always wanted a twin brother, and what Mike Sellers wants Mike Sellers gets - Duckett lied and said he could kickoff - Look at this picture and tell me you wouldn't trade half your picks to get this guy on your team: http://www.nea.org/readacross/images...heatleyweb.jpg - We knew he'd be great on 3rd and 1....oh wait, forget that one These aren't my best work. Anyone else have any ideas?
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10-11-2006, 11:13 AM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing I just realized that I, being the complete idiot that I am, gave my theories for why the FO traded for Duckett, not why he isn't playing, as the title of the thread would suggest. So, he's not playing because: - He says all white makes him look fat, so he refuses to dress - he's too quick with a high five and a cup of Gatorade to risk actually sending him onto the field - He's a mouth-breather, and that's really distracting in the huddle - Betts keeps winning "Rock, Paper, Scissors" - We're saving him for the late season playoff run - My friend Mike drafted him in the 8th round of our fantasy draft and we all need justification for mocking him
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10-11-2006, 11:25 AM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing My theory on why he isn't playing is based on the all too sensitive topic of 'roids.... HEMMORRHOIDS!
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10-11-2006, 11:30 AM
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing He killed Southeast Jerome
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10-11-2006, 11:32 AM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing He ate Gibbs' special sugar-free lunch
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10-11-2006, 11:41 AM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing He really is Rick Ross(the song Everyday I'm Hustlin'), and he scares people with his beard on the sideline 
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10-11-2006, 11:47 AM
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| I like big (_|_)s.  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing Because he would not do it with a fox, he would not do it in a box, he does not like green eggs and ham, he does not like them Sam-I-Am.
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10-11-2006, 11:48 AM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing Is Sam-I-Am related to Will.I.Am? 
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10-11-2006, 11:59 AM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 31
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing 'cause he looks like Mr. T:  |
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10-11-2006, 12:04 PM
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing Quote:
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10-11-2006, 12:08 PM
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing He'll only play when his beard reaches maximum potential, like these... 
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10-11-2006, 12:34 PM
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10-11-2006, 12:39 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 31
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10-11-2006, 01:14 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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10-11-2006, 01:17 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing He won't play until Vincent and Jules bring his briefcase back
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