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Old 10-18-2006, 10:35 AM   #1
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Mike Tyson wants to fight a woman (in a boxing ring)

ESPN.com - BOXING - Tyson: 'World Tour' could include fights against women

When I first heard that Mike Tyson wants to get in the ring with a woman I feared for all women. I feel better now that I saw this clip of the woman he wants to fight...
YouTube - Ann Wolfe KO's Vonda Ward

(the woman on her back is like 6'6'' an hadn't lost a fight before, and this is the first round)
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Old 10-18-2006, 11:11 AM   #2
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dang! nice haymaker!
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Old 10-18-2006, 11:18 AM   #3
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He should do very well against her. He has a ton of experience in beating women.
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She would get destroyed by Mike. It's ridiculous. I know Mike can't take a lot of punches, but I guarantee she couldn't take a shot from Mike...it'd be a train wreck. But it's all for charity, so I might consider watching...jk
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She would get destroyed by Mike. It's ridiculous. I know Mike can't take a lot of punches, but I guarantee she couldn't take a shot from Mike...it'd be a train wreck. But it's all for charity, so I might consider watching...jk
Her people seemed sot of shocked that he even mentioned her name and said there is no way she'd fight him, but it's still pretty interesting.

I can just imagine how the fight might go... Starts out okay, they're taking it pretty easy b/c it's for charity and all, but then she accidently lands a decent punch to his chin and it's all over. He snaps and goes back into '96 mode and proceeds to smash her face while the collective jaws of everyone watching hit the floor. Then Tyson proceeds to eat a puppy.
Who wouldn't pay for that?
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Old 10-18-2006, 01:15 PM   #6
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That is hilarious - the jokes write themselves.
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i wouldnt exactly call her a woman.
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