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Old 10-27-2006, 12:23 PM   #1
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FOX Sports - NFL - Coach sues, claims wife found dead rat in salad

I mean that's gotta suck. A big ass rat in your salad. But come on, how could that woman NOT see a 6 inch rat in a salad? Those salads aren't that big. The staff must've covered him up very well. More reasons why I don't eat fast food anymore.
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Old 10-27-2006, 12:56 PM   #2
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Don't they pack those salads in bags?
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:00 PM   #3
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Rat Salad? wasn't that a black sabbath song?
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:14 PM   #4
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That's not right. The rat should have been in the coache's salad, Don't blame the wife for her husband's evil doings. What a shame.
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:32 PM   #5
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Did she get the salad from Wendy's?
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That's Rat-tastic!!!
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Old 10-27-2006, 02:21 PM   #7
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Mybe it was REDSKINS RAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ok...im done....
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:05 PM   #8
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It could have been my special sauce.......
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special sauce?
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"Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen."

"Rat semen"
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"Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen."

"Rat semen"
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