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Old 11-07-2006, 05:17 PM   #61
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F... people who sit at a red light in the left lane of a two lane road waiting to turn WITHOUT their signal on who then turn it on once the light turns green. Had they turned their f***ing signal on when the light was red I could have pulled into the right lane and gone straight but now I have f***ing wait for them to turn. Now I want to kill someone.
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Old 11-07-2006, 05:17 PM   #62
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It's always the old guys too. The same ones who shit stall-less next to guys in the Army.
Yeah matter of fact one of them is an older guy.

But one of the guys is my age, and the worst thing is he'll talk to you while he's dumping and he will even grunt while talking. It's enough to make you wanna puke.
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Old 11-07-2006, 05:19 PM   #63
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LOL. For some reason that made me crack up. Hence, the reason I found a private stall upstairs. One thing about that bathroom is that there is one stall in it, but no lock. The stall has walls and everything, but MORE than once I've been dropping the deuce and assholes actually come up and look OVER the stall walls to see if someone is in there.

Here's a clue, if the doors are shut and you see feet, someone is FUCKING in there.

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Here's a clue, if the doors are shut and you see feet, someone is FUCKING in there.
While dropping the kids off?
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Yes! So I make sure now I start coughing, or making loud ass grunting noises when I hear the door open. Sometimes, I'll hum a little diddy and that'll scare them off.
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Old 11-07-2006, 05:26 PM   #66
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Yes! So I make sure now I start coughing, or making loud ass grunting noises when I hear the door open. Sometimes, I'll hum a little diddy and that'll scare them off.
I think you missed the frequency on that one.
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Hmmm... I'm assuming you picked that specific quote for a reason.

I've been off today.
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Old 11-07-2006, 06:12 PM   #68
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LOL I'm loving this thread.

We have our share of foot shufflers in my office, can't stand them, pick up your damn feet!

Just this morning I was trying to get to the coffee maker and people (when I say people I mean women) are all huddled around it cackling like a bunch of chickens and I basically had to butt my way through. C'mon, don't pile up in front of the coffee maker, that's a big NO NO.

Most of all I hate people who dump and don't give the courtesy flush. I swear sometimes our men's room here smells like death. Just no need for that!
they were probably talking about the stupidest shit ever too, screw them. id just give their ring leader (the loudest one) a nice shoulder check into the wall to teach them a thing or 2
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Old 11-07-2006, 10:04 PM   #69
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At first I thought this would be a fun thread to post in but after reading about 10 posts or so of calling women fat, ugly, stupid, whore, chicken head bitches, who need to be slammed into a wall, I changed my mind. I realize boys will be boys, but lately there seems to be more and more posts in various threads that just slam women for the heck of it. Believe me, I'm not an over sensitive female (I work in a jail and put up with a lot of crap on a daily basis), but some of this stuff is getting really old.
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Old 11-08-2006, 09:36 AM   #70
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Do you wear huge Jackie O glasses and don't say thank you when people hold the door for you? No? Then you're all good!

If you read the last couple pages about bathroom etiquette, do note that guys get their dues as well.
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We are equal opportunity bashers. Hoochies suck as well as inconsiderate dumpers. Not really a male female thing. Just happens to be that hoochies are girls and inconsiderate dumpers are guys.
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I was at the Rainforest Cafe the other day. Went to the bathroom and as I walking out this huge (Jon Jansen-esque) dude walks into the bathroom to use one of the urinals and he drops trou right in the middle of the bathroom! Steps out of his pants and walks butt naked to take a piss at the urinal!! Un-freakin-believable.

I should never have to step over a man's pants while walking from the urinal to a sink in a public bathroom.
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I was at the Rainforest Cafe the other day. Went to the bathroom and as I walking out this huge (Jon Jansen-esque) dude walks into the bathroom to use one of the urinals and he drops trou right in the middle of the bathroom! Steps out of his pants and walks butt naked to take a piss at the urinal!! Un-freakin-believable.

I should never have to step over a man's pants while walking from the urinal to a sink in a public bathroom.
you shoulda taken his pants and left ... hahaha!
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I was at the Rainforest Cafe the other day. Went to the bathroom and as I walking out this huge (Jon Jansen-esque) dude walks into the bathroom to use one of the urinals and he drops trou right in the middle of the bathroom! Steps out of his pants and walks butt naked to take a piss at the urinal!! Un-freakin-believable.

I should never have to step over a man's pants while walking from the urinal to a sink in a public bathroom.
Was the guy foreign? I've noticed a lot of foreign people do that in public restrooms.
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I was at the Rainforest Cafe the other day. Went to the bathroom and as I walking out this huge (Jon Jansen-esque) dude walks into the bathroom to use one of the urinals and he drops trou right in the middle of the bathroom! Steps out of his pants and walks butt naked to take a piss at the urinal!! Un-freakin-believable.

I should never have to step over a man's pants while walking from the urinal to a sink in a public bathroom.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?????????????????? ?

That's some crazy shit right there
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