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Old 11-08-2006, 02:41 PM   #106
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Re: F...People who drag their feet when they walk

I had a summer job as a maintenance man when I was in college. Basically my job was to walk around two office building looking up for burned out light bulbs. I hated having to change the ones in the bathroom, because everytime someone would come in and just blow the place up. I was usually standing on a ladder with a 3' light buld bulb in my hands, so that made matters worse.
If the janitor or the lightbulb guy is in the bathroom, give him a few minutes before you duece it up.
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Old 11-08-2006, 02:43 PM   #107
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Shiiiiiiiit. I need complete peace and tranquility in the bathroom before the beast will rear it's ugly head. If someone is in there, I'll be sitting until they leave. It's not a choice, it's built into my genes.
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Old 11-08-2006, 03:05 PM   #108
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if you're an Out of the Closet dumper, people tend to not interrupt. When everyone sees you carrying sports illustrated in there, they know. Even though I usually play tetris or some other phone game, I make sure they see me with the magazine, just so they know....
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Old 11-08-2006, 03:08 PM   #109
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I'm just going to start putting up a poster on the front door saying that I'm dropping bombs like Hiroshima.

And I swear to god if someone comes in there rapping after reading that I'm going to shit on THEM.
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Old 11-08-2006, 03:28 PM   #110
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I'm just going to start putting up a poster on the front door saying that I'm dropping bombs like Hiroshima.

And I swear to god if someone comes in there rapping after reading that I'm going to shit on THEM.
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