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Old 11-09-2006, 09:58 AM   #1
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F metrosexuals

If any of you guys are one, I apologize. Well not really. What is up with these guys anyway? There's one in my office and nobody can tell if he's gay or just metro. Either way the dude is waaaaaaaaay too well groomed and tucks in his shirt all the time even on casual dress Fridays.

Seriously, what's up with these "guys"?
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:03 AM   #2
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Re: F metrosexuals

This has nothing to do with metrosexuals, but I hate it when guys tuck in their jerseys.....its just looks tacky.

We have a couple of metro's in my office. On casual friday they refuse to ever wear a t-shirt....its always some kind of striped button-downed with like purple and pink stripes. So gay. The worst was during the summer when these faggs were wearing WHITE shorts. I couldn't even look at them.
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:26 AM   #3
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I'm so glad I'm a female. lol
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:42 AM   #4
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Re: F metrosexuals

I work with a guy that has been deemed metro. He's pretty cool about it. We actually call him metro now. He's really not that bad, though, I guess.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:33 AM   #5
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Re: F metrosexuals

As Carlos Mencia says, a metrosexual is about 2 weeks from coming out of the closet...
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:40 AM   #6
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Re: F metrosexuals

I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt.

That just looks stupid.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:56 AM   #7
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Re: F metrosexuals

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I hate when guys wear football jerseys OVER a collared, button-down dress shirt.

That just looks stupid.
Oh man I hate that too

Beyond stupid
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:03 PM   #8
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Re: F metrosexuals

Metrosexual = Flamingly well dressed to the point of obsession.

Fortunately I'm too poor and too ugly to qualify.
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:04 PM   #9
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Oh, and anyone who tucks a jersey in should be immediately killed and I'm a moderate.
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:20 PM   #10
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Re: F metrosexuals

If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues...

I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying.
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:41 PM   #11
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If you take longer to get ready than a girl... we've got issues...

I don't know what kind of issues... and actually we probably don't have any... but still... It's annoying.
Rob, is that even possible? When I get ready for an evening out I match and lay out my outfit, shower, shave, apply cologne, style hair, watch the NFL rerun of the Redskins in full, balance my check book, write a thesis on how to resolve the Middle East crisis, construct a 1/32 scale model of 'The White House' from nail clippings, read the NY Times and at that point my girlfirend will ask me if she looks better in the black or the red dress.

Any man who can't get ready before a woman should be killed, and I'm a moderate.
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:31 PM   #12
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you can construct a 1/32 scale model of the white house from nail clippings?
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Any man who leans against a wall dressed like that should be killed, and I'm a moderate.
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Old 11-09-2006, 01:49 PM   #15
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I wouldn't claim I could if I couldn't, now would I?*














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