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11-09-2006, 11:06 AM
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| Uncle Phil   Join Date: Feb 2004
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| F "Dead Fish" Handshakes I wanted to get in on the F craze! What up with people who shake your hand like their own is some dead fish flapping around? Are you one of those? A firm handshake isn't too much to ask for, is it?
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11-09-2006, 11:12 AM
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| \m/   Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 42
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes And on the other side I hate it when some guy tries to break your hand. There needs to be a firm middle ground. They should teach this at a young age. |
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11-09-2006, 11:46 AM
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| Thank You, Sean.  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 29
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes OMG I HATEEEEEEEE THAT It's so gay.
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11-09-2006, 12:36 PM
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| Contains football related knowledge  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 52
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes Quote:
Just one of those small "Dad" things I'm grateful for.
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11-09-2006, 01:04 PM
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| \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 42
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11-09-2006, 01:47 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 35
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes My boss has one of those limp wristed handshakes. The first time I met him I thought of the movie "LIFE" with Eddie Murray and Martin Lawrence. "Your hands nice and soft, supple, like a lady!" Thats why I call him "Jingaling"! |
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11-09-2006, 02:03 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 32
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes Shouldn't this me merged with the F...Metrosexuals thread?
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11-09-2006, 02:04 PM
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| Wildcard Bitches  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 29
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes This is just a Catholic thing I think... but anyone ever in church during "our father" when you've got to hold hands.... I usually have an obnoxious family member to the right, and then just a random innocent bystander to the left.... The family member will try and be a clown and crush my hand... and I've got to fight back... so I squeeze back, and inadvertantly squeeze the person to my lefts hand.... man thats embarrasing.... plus I'm always afraid I have sweaty hands...
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11-09-2006, 02:21 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 32
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes I'm Catholic too, but I refuse to hold anyone else's hand. I don't know when that tradition started because I know that wasn't the norm when I was a kid, but either way, it doesn't fly with me.
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11-09-2006, 02:28 PM
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| Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 29
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes Quote:
in-fact... i did it for the first time in years this past sunday... random shit.
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11-09-2006, 03:07 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 35
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes
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11-09-2006, 03:16 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 33
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes If someone gives me a limp handshake, they might as well go ahead and smack me on the ass because that's probably what he's thinking.
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11-09-2006, 03:25 PM
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| New HC, new hope!  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes Quote:
The nerve of the guy! | |
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11-09-2006, 03:27 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 33
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes I have two 12s and a 1000-watt amp baby. Girls have lady lumps. I have Malcolm mounds. I probably should get those checked out.
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11-09-2006, 03:29 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 44
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| Re: F "Dead Fish" Handshakes I agree, there has to be a middle ground as Matty stated earlier. I also can't stand it when someone wipes their hand on their pants or something and then extends their hand for a shake...screw that, where the hell has that hand been that you had to wipe it off????
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