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11-09-2006, 05:33 PM
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| The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source PLANO, TXWith the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February. |
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11-09-2006, 05:39 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 43
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's?
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11-09-2006, 05:40 PM
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11-09-2006, 05:44 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks low fat, f that i want high fat!
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11-10-2006, 10:14 AM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks If you want chips...deal with the salt and fat. Stop messing up my snacks, you grass-eaters. |
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11-10-2006, 11:38 AM
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| I like big (_|_)s.   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks Yeah, sometimes I get so sick of healthy shit that I go into a restaurant and ask them what their FATTIEST food is and get that.
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11-10-2006, 11:43 AM
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| Mr. Brightside  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fairfax, Virginia Age: 26
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks guys...its the onion...
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11-10-2006, 11:45 AM
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11-10-2006, 11:46 AM
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks Seriously...... Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued. |
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11-10-2006, 11:47 AM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver Age: 31
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks  "Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a 'bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.'" LMAO!
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11-10-2006, 11:54 AM
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11-10-2006, 12:02 PM
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11-10-2006, 12:03 PM
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| Re: The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks The Onion is some funny shit |
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11-10-2006, 02:23 PM
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11-10-2006, 02:28 PM
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