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Old 11-10-2006, 02:14 PM   #16
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Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings

I'd have Obi-Wan chop Jar-Jar in half rather than Darth Maul.
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:34 PM   #17
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SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.
Yup, that's the kind of thing.

Also: Bullitt. I'd like both speeding vehicles pulled over by cops and the drivers forced to do a Field Sobriety Test.

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Old 11-10-2006, 03:02 PM   #18
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Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings

how about any movie made today, that the main character gets killed. so we don't have to have 1441474547 sequels
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:51 PM   #19
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I like movies with no happy ending. There are way too many movies out there with sentimental happy endings I'd like to butcher. Any movie where the hero/heroine dies is a good movie.
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:40 PM   #20
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The Terminator: He should bang the crap out of the girl
Grease: He would bang the crap out of the blondie in the backseat of his car
Blue Lagoon: He would bang her on the beach till he got a 3rd degree sunburn on his ass cheeks.
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OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:50 PM   #22
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Speed: He bangs her in the bus
Gladiator: He bangs her in the stadium while the crowd cheers "Spaniard"
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:56 PM   #23
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OK, but you wouldn't change 'Debbie Does Dallas', right?
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Re: Old Movies - How would you change the endings

so, you like'a the banging?
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Old 11-10-2006, 06:40 PM   #25
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I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King
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I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King
I was going to go with Snow White......but
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I'm afraid to ask what jamf would do with The Lion King
Nothing - it already has sex.
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Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, Empire win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.
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King Kong...after wrecking New York, he moved on to Boston.
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