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Old 11-10-2006, 11:54 AM   #1
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On The Waterfront :- I'd have had Johnnie Friendly repeatedly kicked in the nads by everyone on the dockside instead of seeing that pacifist shit of just going to work.
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Wow, nice thread.

There's been more than one movie I'd like to see the endings changed on. Like do you ever see a movie that has a bad ass ending with an apocolyptic-like theme? I want to see how the world goes like the next year or two. Mostly zombie movies and movies like Independence Day.
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I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.
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Oh, and Star Wars. I'd want to see the Republican Party, sorry, Empire win.

Rebel Alliance are just a bunch of unwashed hippie scum.
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I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.
Have you seen L4Y3R C4K3?

That's my kind of ending.

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I like it when movies don't end with the typical happy, the guy gets the girl, type of endings.

A little tragedy is good for the soul now and then.
The Ice Storm has one of the best endings ever
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I wish Tony would've never killed Manolo!!!
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Oh, and I wish the wizard had vaporized these people:



He should have been all "Don't step to me with that weak assed shit!"

Fuck the allegorical nuance, he should have clowned those bitches. DAMN!
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I wish the Ghostbusters ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow man's goo. All of it. Because I remember being 8 years old thinking, "MAN, there is NO WAY I'd let that much melted marshmallow go to waste."

I wish Karate Kid was extended by 10 minutes. Right after Daniel Larusso's killer crane kick, Ali with an I runs onto the floor, strips naked, and does him right there. A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.

After reading Marty's letter, I wish Doc Brown brought a bazooka to take down the Lybians instead of just wearing a bullet-proof vest.
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A young Elizabeth Shue in a 10-minute softcore porn scene? Yeah, I definitely wish that happened.
Oh man.....I would've loved that. I had a crush on her.....
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LOL. Yeah, I didn't know who she was until I searched.
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I would make it so it turns out Bruce Willis was alive and Haley Joel Osmat was a ghost. (I smoke crack)
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Oh, and all of the old Silent Movie actors would have to lay off the Speedballs before filming. Stupid jerky movements and fluttering eyelids spoilt any plot for me.
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