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11-17-2006, 05:28 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Southeast Age: 29
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| Dog-sitting for the enemy So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season. Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low. So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend. To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother. Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...
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11-17-2006, 05:30 PM
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| Born a Rocker,Die a Rocker   Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy Dude, let the pranks begin. |
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11-17-2006, 06:08 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy Shave It!!!! |
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11-17-2006, 06:56 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy I'll give you $20 to shave the Skins' logo onto it's side.
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11-17-2006, 10:37 PM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy Ill give another 5
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11-17-2006, 11:48 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy 
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11-18-2006, 04:02 AM
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| Assistant Regional Mod  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Warrenton VA Age: 33
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy you know you are ABSOLUTELY obligated to do something.... at the very least dress the dog up in skins stuff and put pictures up here, so we can mock Witten's nephew... Oh, and you have to put him in an AA jersey... that's at the very least. I say the dog is fair game. you can pretend it was kidnapped and one of us can hold it for ransom... what kind of dog is it?
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11-18-2006, 04:21 AM
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| Living Legend  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Springfield, VA Age: 30
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy if you can get money from jason witten for the ransom, then it's actually all for the best. and witten is the guy who gave away the skins-roids game anyways, so you owe him a favor.
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11-18-2006, 07:51 AM
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| MVP  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 51
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy the redskins emlem shaven into the dog is a great idea
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11-18-2006, 08:17 AM
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| I like big (_|_)s.   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy Yeah, that's all you have to say. Just say it's the least you could do for the favor that Jason Witten did US.
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11-18-2006, 12:52 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: May 2004 Age: 34
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11-20-2006, 11:41 AM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 34
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy My first idea was to shave our logo in it, but that can be hidden (just shave the rest of the dog. I say do something more permanent like dying the dog burgundy and gold. |
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11-20-2006, 01:59 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: IOWA Age: 30
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy Buy it a Redskins Collar, or Redskins logo to hang from the collar.
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11-20-2006, 02:11 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: May 2004 Age: 34
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| Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy Take all the Dallas stuff and sell it on ebay and then buy Skins Season tickets and tell em to go eff themselves. F*cking turd fans don't deserve adequate shelter and nice things. |
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