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Old 11-17-2006, 05:28 PM   #1
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Dog-sitting for the enemy

So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...
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Old 11-17-2006, 05:30 PM   #2
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Dude, let the pranks begin.
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:08 PM   #3
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Shave It!!!!
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:56 PM   #4
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I'll give you $20 to shave the Skins' logo onto it's side.
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:48 PM   #6
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:02 AM   #7
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy

you know you are ABSOLUTELY obligated to do something....

at the very least dress the dog up in skins stuff and put pictures up here, so we can mock Witten's nephew...

Oh, and you have to put him in an AA jersey...

that's at the very least. I say the dog is fair game. you can pretend it was kidnapped and one of us can hold it for ransom...

what kind of dog is it?
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:21 AM   #8
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if you can get money from jason witten for the ransom, then it's actually all for the best.

and witten is the guy who gave away the skins-roids game anyways, so you owe him a favor.
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Old 11-18-2006, 07:51 AM   #9
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the redskins emlem shaven into the dog is a great idea
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy

Yeah, that's all you have to say.

Just say it's the least you could do for the favor that Jason Witten did US.
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Old 11-18-2006, 12:52 PM   #11
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Re: Dog-sitting for the enemy

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So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...
Which brother is it? I played baseball with both Jason and his older brother. I didn't play with his oldest brother. Look out if you meet his mom. She is a serious piece of work. Nice lady though all in all.
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Old 11-20-2006, 11:41 AM   #12
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My first idea was to shave our logo in it, but that can be hidden (just shave the rest of the dog. I say do something more permanent like dying the dog burgundy and gold.
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Old 11-20-2006, 01:59 PM   #13
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Buy it a Redskins Collar, or Redskins logo to hang from the collar.
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Old 11-20-2006, 02:11 PM   #14
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Take all the Dallas stuff and sell it on ebay and then buy Skins Season tickets and tell em to go eff themselves. F*cking turd fans don't deserve adequate shelter and nice things.
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