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Old 11-20-2006, 07:02 PM   #1
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Dear Santa Letter

What would your letter to Santa contain? Here is my letter to Santa.

Dear Santa,

I don't really think you exist but in the off chance you do I would like to tell you how good I have been this year. Lets see, I have been kind to people, managed to return shopping carts to the designated area even when it was raining monsoon style, and gave to charitable causes. In light of all of this information I hope that you find it in your heart to get me one of these.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:10 PM   #2
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Re: Dear Santa Letter

Questioning Santa's existence right off the bat like that gets you on the naughty list.


Dear Santa,

You freaking rock man!!!! I love you. Please bring me a PS3. Its the only way I can get one cause I aint paying no 600 dollars on a gotdam gaming system. Who the EFF does Sony think they are?

And bring me Madden also cause I cant afford the games either.

Thanks!
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:33 PM   #3
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dear santa,

i know you stole my damn redskins. give them back. if you dont guve them back i will find you and i will kill you. i know where you live. the north pole!!!

thanks, have a nice trip!
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:34 PM   #4
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santa is real. i saw him last night with my girlfriend. kind of wierd, but he is real
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:35 PM   #5
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dear santa,

i know you stole my damn redskins. give them back. if you dont guve them back i will find you and i will kill you. i know where you live. the north pole!!!

thanks, have a nice trip!
I just heard on the radio that Santa was gonna be at the Valley Mall in Hagerstown MD this weekend. We should roll on his fat ass!
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:39 PM   #6
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I just heard on the radio that Santa was gonna be at the Valley Mall in Hagerstown MD this weekend. We should roll on his fat ass!
lets do it.

that fat ass jolly man is responsible for all of this.

i'm bringing my hammer and bat.

santa is going down
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Old 11-21-2006, 12:02 AM   #7
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Dear Santa,

I know your a giver but can you learn to recieve a gift, i am giving you AA. I think that he would serve well in your workshop as an elf becuase he tackles like one. Also i advise you to keep him of wrapping paper duty becuas ehe cant cover shit.
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Old 11-21-2006, 12:08 AM   #8
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dear santa,

please stop making my girlfriend laugh at night
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Old 11-21-2006, 12:21 AM   #9
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Dear Santa,

I know your a giver but can you learn to recieve a gift, i am giving you AA. I think that he would serve well in your workshop as an elf becuase he tackles like one. Also i advise you to keep him of wrapping paper duty becuas ehe cant cover shit.
That was pretty damn funny. Especially the wrapping paper part
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Old 11-21-2006, 12:30 AM   #10
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eli manning sucks
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Old 11-21-2006, 11:18 AM   #11
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I just heard on the radio that Santa was gonna be at the Valley Mall in Hagerstown MD this weekend. We should roll on his fat ass!
He was at Ghettotowne...I mean Fredericktowne Mall this past weekend...should have gotten him then.

As far as Santa goes, I'll take a new set of golf clubs for a job well done this year.
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Old 11-21-2006, 11:32 AM   #12
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dear santa, thank you very much for letting me survive the philly game. thank you for putting #8 on the bench. my last wish is, please return the real skins defense to us, pronto. its hard to believe that at 3-7, we are still in it. merry christmas
and p.s- and if you have any pics of dall-assblows girlfriend and you, leave them on the mantle
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Old 11-21-2006, 04:30 PM   #13
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"What do you mean I'm on the naughty list AGAIN this year? C'mon, give me a break!"
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Old 11-21-2006, 04:34 PM   #14
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"What do you mean I'm on the naughty list AGAIN this year? C'mon, give me a break!"

yea........sooooo.................




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Old 11-22-2006, 12:37 AM   #15
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Re: Dear Santa Letter

dear santa,

All i want for christmas is a girlfriend that isnt crazy, the last two you gave to me were out of their damn minds. So please tell your elves to work the damn kinks out, i know it must get distracting for them when they finish up with the boobies but please tell them to focus on the brain first because as fun as it is to look at the boobies it hurts about 100 times more to listen to them talk.

thank you.

oh and can i see the redskins win a superbowl in the next 5 years?
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