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11-29-2006, 04:15 PM
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| Eternally Legendary   Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 33
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child I thought this thread was going to be about your manhood getting caught in your pants' zipper and having someone else help you with getting it "unstuck."
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11-29-2006, 04:24 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child Quote:
i was like 7 or 8 and he is telling me to be more mature? come off it. so i was like 'suck it teach' jk what i should of said though
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11-29-2006, 04:28 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child In high school they actually showed us an "X-Ray video" of a man "finishing" inside a woman. They might as well have shown us porn. What would THAT teach us?
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11-29-2006, 04:37 PM
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| The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child Quote:
that was the grossiest thing i have ever seen, all hairy and gross. birth is beautiful but gross
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11-29-2006, 05:07 PM
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| Special Teams  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bowie, MD Age: 26
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child I never got "the talk" from my parents and even though I didn't need it I thought it would be funny to see how they handled it. I sometimes wonder why they didn't tell me. Did they think I'd never be in a situation where I'd have sex? or did they even know what the hell was going on down there? me and my 3 siblings just came from some damn stork. |
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11-29-2006, 05:13 PM
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| The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child f awkward moments with your first.
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11-29-2006, 05:21 PM
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11-29-2006, 05:24 PM
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| The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child Quote:
lol yea that would of been pretty wierd
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11-29-2006, 05:30 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 32
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11-29-2006, 05:31 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Richmond, VA Age: 32
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11-29-2006, 05:42 PM
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| The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child i bought playboys from the gas station, the cashier didn't even care. he was the coolest gas station employee EVA!!!
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11-29-2006, 05:43 PM
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| The Starter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: round the way Age: 30
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child what he told me while i was buying it was "i was your age too" i thought that was kind of creepy............
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11-29-2006, 06:26 PM
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| Impact Rookie  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Arlington Va. Age: 36
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child I had a real awkward one, I was ten and a half. My friends and I brought the neighborhood freak home to my house after school. We started to play spin the bottle, and bam she was completely naked before the bottle even finished spinning (exaggeration but it was pretty damn quick). Any ways that’s when my best friend and I decided that it was time for our other friends to leave. So its my best friend and I and the freak, we start messing around, just kids stuff really, and then I have the bright idea of grabbing the rolling pin, I was using the handle (not the whole thing mind you) on the downstairs of the girl, my friend is rubbing her chest, when we both hear a Mmmmmmmmmmmm MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! I turn around and my mom is standing there. Holy shit! We all ran out of the house, I was sooo afraid to go home, when I finally did, she didn’t say a word to me about it, but kept giving me that disappointed look. Which sucks even more than being punished. But looking back it was one of the funniest and awkward moments. And I had to pay for a new rolling pin.
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11-29-2006, 07:56 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks the most hilarious story ever. LOL That sounds like one of the pop-ups some of my users get on their computers.
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11-29-2006, 11:21 PM
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| Wildcard Bitches  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 27
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| Re: F awkward moments as a child omg, thats the funniest thing i've ever heard.... my mom was def. the type to ignore anything that was way over the wall... i would just come home expecting some ridiculous talk... but she would just give me that dreadfull look.... and i would go about my buisness
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