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Old 12-13-2006, 12:53 PM   #31
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Did anyone ever hear about that lawyer who sued the telemarketer who called him at 6am? I think the premise was that the call was too early, but I remember it also having something to do with the fact that the call was from a robot. Basically, we can't have robots calling anyone, at any time -- it'd be just like spam, but on your phone.
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Old 12-13-2006, 12:58 PM   #32
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So I should stop waiting for that chick from Small Wonder to call me up for a date?
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Work it Vicki, work it!

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And you know else won't be calling...

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Old 12-13-2006, 08:18 PM   #35
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Me: "What?!!!!"
Lady: "May I speak to Mr.(totally mispronounced my last name)?"
Me: "Who the #@%$ is this?"
Lady: This is soandso calling from Whereever. I am calling to let you know about some bullshit charity that really serves no purpose. Can we have some of your money? (this is basically what i heard, its not word for word but you get the picture).
Me: Do you know what day it is?
Lady: Well, its Sunday sir!
Me: And do you know what happens on Sunday?
Lady: You go to church?
Me: Who the $#@$ goes to church at 2pm?
Lady: I'm sorry sir....
Me: I know you are sorry, thats why you work where you do. The fucking Redskins are playing right now and you are calling me to try and scam me out of my hard earned money you Efin piece of shit. You people sicken me. Why dont you get a effin job and stop bothering me and everybody else.
Lady: We are a legitimate charity sir!
Me: You are legitamately pissing me off you stupid @@3$$%%%$#@....


And you get the picture. Itb was quite a rant and I kinda felt sorry for her after I hung up, but I hate when they bother me during the game.
That poor girl probably has 4 mouths to feed, a surgery to pay for, and she's likely a nun...good job!
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:19 PM   #36
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Did anyone ever hear about that lawyer who sued the telemarketer who called him at 6am? I think the premise was that the call was too early, but I remember it also having something to do with the fact that the call was from a robot. Basically, we can't have robots calling anyone, at any time -- it'd be just like spam, but on your phone.
Good for him!

I think you can't call before 8am, and after 9pm.
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:24 PM   #37
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Good for him!

I think you can't call before 8am, and after 9pm.
In my house, it's no calls after 8p. Once the kid is down, I don't want anyone F'ing that up.
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:29 PM   #38
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In my house, it's no calls after 8p. Once the kid is down, I don't want anyone F'ing that up.
In my house, it's NO telemarketing at all. I have never, nor will ever buy anything over the phone.
However, I was stating what I think was the law.
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:55 PM   #39
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Ah, gotcha. We don't do ANY telemarketing, but I hate ALL calls after 8p to the house phone. That's what the cell phone is for.
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:58 PM   #40
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Ah, gotcha. We don't do ANY telemarketing, but I hate ALL calls after 8p to the house phone. That's what the cell phone is for.

I hear yeah bud.

I've gone so far as to never answer my door unless they call first on my cell. Sad what this world has made me do. hahaha
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:40 PM   #41
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YouTube - Tom Mabe - Cemetary Telemarketer Prank

Another Tom Mabe phone call. This guy is freaking awesome!


I love how the guy keeps trying to sell him something even after he gets into the joke. What a snake.
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Old 12-18-2006, 02:46 PM   #42
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Speechless.
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