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Old 12-19-2006, 10:56 PM   #1
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Shocker Out of San Diego: Philip Rivers Facing Life in Prison for Murder of Wife




















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Old 12-19-2006, 11:04 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:18 PM   #3
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Should have seen my face!! Got me..
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:39 PM   #4
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I didnt think phillip rivers had a wife so i thought it was a total gag not some guy with the same name, For Shame For Shame
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:57 PM   #5
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The headline of that story should be "No Relation".
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:48 AM   #6
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C'mon, Taf - don't cop out with the wink! Commit to the bad joke, it's a sign of strength!
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:49 AM   #7
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I always thought there was something about that guy...

I don't get why he's giong to the pro-bowl, though... I had him as a backup on my fantasy roster and when mcnabb went down he did fair, but his stank ass performance on sunday night kept me out of the superbowl, even though Harrison had 3 tds and frank gore did his part, as did ladell betts...

I missed the SB by 4 pts, and rivers got me -1. His wife should've killed him.
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Old 12-20-2006, 10:57 AM   #8
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C'mon, Taf - don't cop out with the wink! Commit to the bad joke, it's a sign of strength!
I didn't want a bunch of crying a la last April
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:51 PM   #9
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That might explain why he went 8/23 for 97 yards and 2 INTs on Sunday.

Guess he had his mind on other things.
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Old 12-20-2006, 05:57 PM   #10
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...citing a deliberate and maliciously carried out plan to dispose of a troublesome wife.

That's almost humorous.
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:12 PM   #11
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Could you imagine this happening for real??

A famous athlete murdering his wife?!

Oh wait, that does sound familiar after all.
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:24 PM   #12
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Could you imagine this happening for real??

A famous athlete murdering his wife?!

Oh wait, that does sound familiar after all.
Yup (ok, maybe "famous" is stretching it)

And, of course
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I was thinking of this guy

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Old 12-20-2006, 10:06 PM   #14
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I was thinking of this guy

The Naked Gun guy who did those Hertz commercials? He played football?
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I was thinking of this guy

yeah so was I...
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