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Old 01-03-2007, 01:17 PM   #1
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Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus?

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Old 01-03-2007, 01:34 PM   #2
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Wait, so the kid, a 14 year old boy, turned the game off and told his parents about it?!?!? WTF is wrong with him?
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Old 01-03-2007, 01:47 PM   #3
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Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus?

cause madden is like 50 bucks, and any underage kid can buy a bootleg porn dvd for like5 bucks...

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Old 01-03-2007, 01:58 PM   #4
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Reading this stuff from the parents is so gay. How about get the F over it?
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:30 PM   #5
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That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:33 PM   #6
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Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus?

this kid got busted for watching porn by his parents, and blamed it on madden? i have some swamp land i could to sell to them
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:50 PM   #7
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HAHAHA. Seriously. I used to rip off Nintendo Power covers and paste them on my Playboys.
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Wait, so the kid, a 14 year old boy, turned the game off and told his parents about it?!?!? WTF is wrong with him?
I've got two words for ya...Layton, Utah. Kid's a mormon, and certainly doesn't know any better.
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Old 01-03-2007, 02:54 PM   #9
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That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.
Good point...wait a minute. Did I get demoted? Not good enough to be a top 3 enemy?? It's like that then
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That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.
Plus, he gets an extra copy of Madden he can sell.
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Old 01-03-2007, 03:26 PM   #11
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Good point...wait a minute. Did I get demoted? Not good enough to be a top 3 enemy?? It's like that then

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TAFKAS, you've worked your way off. AMD stays for now and nothing dgack can do will ever get him off.I think I'm putting Friend on "The List".
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Old 01-03-2007, 03:26 PM   #12
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Plus, he gets an extra copy of Madden he can sell.
Exactly...pure genius!
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