Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus?

SmootSmack · 01-03-2007, 01:17 PM

I feel jipped

StandardNET/Standard-Examiner

ArtMonkDrillz · 01-03-2007, 01:34 PM

Wait, so the kid, a 14 year old boy, turned the game off and told his parents about it?!?!? WTF is wrong with him?

EternalEnigma21 · 01-03-2007, 01:47 PM

cause madden is like 50 bucks, and any underage kid can buy a bootleg porn dvd for like5 bucks...

PM TAFKAS for details...

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-03-2007, 01:58 PM

Reading this stuff from the parents is so gay. How about get the F over it?

724Skinsfan · 01-03-2007, 02:30 PM

That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.

dmek25 · 01-03-2007, 02:33 PM

this kid got busted for watching porn by his parents, and blamed it on madden? i have some swamp land i could to sell to them

TheMalcolmConnection · 01-03-2007, 02:50 PM

HAHAHA. Seriously. I used to rip off Nintendo Power covers and paste them on my Playboys.

BDBohnzie · 01-03-2007, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Wait, so the kid, a 14 year old boy, turned the game off and told his parents about it?!?!? WTF is wrong with him?

I've got two words for ya...Layton, Utah. Kid's a mormon, and certainly doesn't know any better.

SmootSmack · 01-03-2007, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.

Good point...wait a minute. Did I get demoted? Not good enough to be a top 3 enemy?? It's like that then

onlydarksets · 01-03-2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year.

Plus, he gets an extra copy of Madden he can sell.

724Skinsfan · 01-03-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TAFKAS

Good point...wait a minute. Did I get demoted? Not good enough to be a top 3 enemy?? It's like that then

From the Nfl versus NCAA thread...

Quote:

I think I'm putting Friend on "The List".

TAFKAS, you've worked your way off. AMD stays for now and nothing dgack can do will ever get him off.I think I'm putting Friend on "The List".

724Skinsfan · 01-03-2007, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by onlydarksets

Plus, he gets an extra copy of Madden he can sell.

Exactly...pure genius!

01-03-2007, 01:17 PM	#1
SmootSmack The Bluths Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 43,220	Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? I feel jipped StandardNET/Standard-Examiner __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

01-03-2007, 01:34 PM	#2
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,767	Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? Wait, so the kid, a 14 year old boy, turned the game off and told his parents about it?!?!? WTF is wrong with him? __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

01-03-2007, 01:47 PM	#3
EternalEnigma21 Assistant Regional Mod Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Warrenton VA Age: 33 Posts: 2,953	Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? cause madden is like 50 bucks, and any underage kid can buy a bootleg porn dvd for like5 bucks... PM TAFKAS for details... __________________ Need electrical work in the Northern VA, or Shenandoah Valley? Click here ...and why do we still have a Tom Tupa avatar???

01-03-2007, 01:58 PM	#4
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,134	Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? Reading this stuff from the parents is so gay. How about get the F over it? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

01-03-2007, 02:30 PM	#5
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,476	Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? That kid is a pure genius. By slipping one of his old, multi-viewed porn DVD's into his Madden case and then telling Mom and Dad about the "icky, gross stuff", he has bypassed all future surveillance operations employed by them. Mom and Dad are proud of their "little angel" and are convinced that he does need further parental monitoring and leave him alone. He'll be the largest porn DVD distributor across the Internet in about a year. __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

01-03-2007, 02:33 PM	#6
dmek25 MVP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 51 Posts: 10,448	Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? this kid got busted for watching porn by his parents, and blamed it on madden? i have some swamp land i could to sell to them __________________ "It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt." courtesy of 53fan

01-03-2007, 02:50 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,134	Re: Did Your Madden Come With This Bonus? HAHAHA. Seriously. I used to rip off Nintendo Power covers and paste them on my Playboys. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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