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Old 01-13-2007, 03:30 PM   #1
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Aguilera to launch pwn perfume...

I didn't realize stupidity and embarrassment had its own scent. However, I think Britney would be a better spokesperson for this product.

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Old 01-14-2007, 01:58 PM   #2
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Re: Aguilera to launch own perfume...

she would be really hot , if she wouldn't be so weird
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Old 01-14-2007, 02:16 PM   #3
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Re: Aguilera to launch own perfume...

Well since the thread title was edited, the humor is somewhat lacking now.
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Old 01-14-2007, 04:32 PM   #4
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what was it?
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Old 01-14-2007, 05:35 PM   #5
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"pwn" perfume... That's what the headline says. Hence the statement in my original post. Hmmm... doesn't seem as funny anymore. Perhaps I need to think about what I'm posting when I'm bored. I'm starting to feel like I've been pwned by my own thread.
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Old 01-14-2007, 10:21 PM   #6
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Re: Aguilera to launch pwn perfume...

Did the title say Archuleta because if it did that's how I ready it until I noticed it said Aguilera.
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Old 01-14-2007, 11:16 PM   #7
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Did the title say Archuleta because if it did that's how I ready it until I noticed it said Aguilera.
No... he's coming out with pwn cologne. It smells like Snyder's money.
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Old 01-15-2007, 08:34 AM   #8
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Re: Aguilera to launch pwn perfume...

HA. You got pwned.

That being said, I have to say that I would like to thank Christina for her tell-all sex secrets that she said in Cosmo. My fiancee read me some of the things that she did and WE started having naked Sundays too. Niccccccccce.
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:25 PM   #9
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Wow...it must smell like a trash can.
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Old 01-18-2007, 05:34 PM   #10
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I think it's called

...skank
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Old 01-18-2007, 06:08 PM   #11
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Re: Aguilera to launch pwn perfume...

So, where is PWNED to weigh in on the trademark implications of this new fragrance?
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:09 AM   #12
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Re: Aguilera to launch pwn perfume...

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That being said, I have to say that I would like to thank Christina for her tell-all sex secrets that she said in Cosmo. My fiancee read me some of the things that she did and WE started having naked Sundays too. Niccccccccce.
So this is how Skins fans spend the off-season.

Niiiiice.
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:55 AM   #13
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Re: Aguilera to launch pwn perfume...

Here's my top 5 list of possible perfume names for Aguilera:

1) Le Tang de la tramp
2) S'melle E. Crotch
3) Tres la trashe
4) Eyes Down Here

5) Petite en Mass
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