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Old 02-07-2007, 01:10 PM   #16
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What a space cadet!

LOL damn I'm lame
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:16 PM   #17
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Maybe she had the switchblade comb that Archuleta had!
I had one of those when I was a kid. I didn't use it with my shaved head (for baseball), but I had one.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:18 PM   #18
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I had one of those when I was a kid. I didn't use it with my shaved head (for baseball), but I had one.
I always thought they were cool... and then I realized that they werent.
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:40 AM   #19
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Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder

she had a knife, tubing garbage bags etc etc all together.

from what i heard, she was mad the pilot liked another chick, even though she has 3 ids an whatnot. pretty warped.
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:50 AM   #20
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Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder

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Maybe she had the switchblade comb that Archuleta had!
I'm a little disappointed you haven't chimed in with some "Tang" joke yet. I mean it's the perfect thread for the Tang double-entendre.

I freakin' set you up with a 3-0 fastball down the middle and what do you do?...
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:19 AM   #21
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Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder

ha... yeah I actually made a comment about "tang in space for years and this is the first bad incedent..." to my wife in front of my in laws, who didn't find it amusing....

I too had a switch-comb. I wouldn't mind getting another one, it was the coolest thing ever...

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Old 02-08-2007, 03:04 PM   #22
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Re: Astronaut Charged with Attempted Murder

Kinda funny...

Letterman's Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You:

10. She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down

9. Been getting threatening emails from Connie@International Space Station.com

8. Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse

7. She poisons your Tang

6. Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds

5. You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me"

4. It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you

3. She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"

2. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house

1. Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge
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