Warpath  

Home | Forums | Salary Cap Info | Shop | Donate | Stay Connected




Go Back   Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot


Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

Parking Lot


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-07-2007, 11:28 PM   #1
‎\m/
 
Mattyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 42
Posts: 83,386
Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

They found a cure for homosexuality!

http://www.sbcbaptistpress.org/bpnews.asp?ID=24918
__________________
Support The Warpath! | Warpath Shop
Mattyk is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
Old 02-07-2007, 11:30 PM   #2
‎\m/
 
Mattyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 42
Posts: 83,386
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

Meanwhile here is his male hooker's response to him being "cured"

PageOneQ | Mike Jones responds to Ted Haggard's announcement of his heterosexuality
__________________
Support The Warpath! | Warpath Shop
Mattyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2007, 11:41 PM   #3
MVP
 
dmek25's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
Age: 53
Posts: 10,519
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

why does it seem like religion does strange things to some people?
__________________
"It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."
courtesy of 53fan
dmek25 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2007, 11:41 PM   #4
Wildcard Bitches
 
RobH4413's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bethesda, MD
Age: 29
Posts: 2,492
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

amen! praise the lord!

Man, I see this whole "homo-sexuality is a disease to be cured" thing as one of the great blunders of our time.

People will look back and just laugh at how absurd we are. There is more and more evidence beginning to surface that it's mostly pre-determined:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Prenatal hormonal theory

Main article: Prenatal hormones and sexual orientation
The neurobiology of the masculinization of the brain is fairly well understood. Estradiol, and testosterone, which is catalyzed by the enzyme 5α-reductase into dihydrotestosterone, act upon androgen receptors in the brain to masculinize it. If there are few androgen receptors (people with Androgen insensitivity syndrome) or too much androgen (females with Congenital adrenal hyperplasia) there can be physical and psychological effects.[5] It has been suggested that both male and female homosexuality are results of variation in this process.[6] In these studies lesbianism is typically linked with a higher amount of masculinization than is found in heterosexual females, though when dealing with male homosexuality there are results supporting both higher and lower degrees of masculinization than heterosexual males.
Also check this out, it's pretty funny.

YouTube - Sasha Cohen (comedian) as gay Austrian
__________________
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
RobH4413 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2007, 01:06 AM   #5
Eternally Legendary
 
saden1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
Age: 35
Posts: 10,053
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

I'm disappointed that electric shock therapy wasn't used. Is Vegas taking bets how long "the cure" will last?
__________________
"The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder."

-Jenkins
saden1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2007, 03:09 AM   #6
Living Legend
 
That Guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Springfield, VA
Age: 32
Posts: 16,279
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

they used to think being left handed was wrong and something that needed to be cured too. turned out all it did was confuse people and gave many of them lots of trouble writing with either hand later in life. Now doesn't that seem like it was great idea in retrospect?
__________________
Who says shameless self promotion is stupid? oh yeah, that was me... Click For Tunes!
That Guy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2007, 09:29 AM   #7
‎\m/
 
Mattyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 42
Posts: 83,386
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

I guess he's not cured of the meth yet though, that must be next.
__________________
Support The Warpath! | Warpath Shop
Mattyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-08-2007, 09:53 AM   #8
I like big (_|_)s.
 
TheMalcolmConnection's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Lexington, Virginia
Age: 33
Posts: 17,631
Re: Ted Haggard Says He Is Now "Completely Heterosexual"

I didn't read the article from the prostitute, but did he have a grill and every time someone said his name was he like, "Who?"

__________________
Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.
TheMalcolmConnection is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:21 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
This site is not officially affiliated with the Washington Redskins or the NFL.
Page generated in 0.17662 seconds with 9 queries

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25