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Old 02-20-2007, 03:16 PM   #16
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Oh no I think he finally made it to the bowl and finished the job but the leavin's remained in pristine pile formation.
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Old 02-20-2007, 03:26 PM   #17
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Guess that guy hit the brown note. Or perhaps the Cleveland lift...a lift so deadening that you sh!t yourself.
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Old 02-20-2007, 06:46 PM   #18
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it was me. im sorry i didnt think u would mind
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Old 02-20-2007, 07:55 PM   #19
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I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:16 PM   #21
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i was a lifeguard over the summer for about 4 years at the local pool and you wouldnt believe how many kids shit on the floor in the lockerrooms, in the showers, on benches, it really amazes me, i mean you're in the bathroom and you cant make it that extra 10 feet to a stall.
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:50 PM   #22
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That's some show. What do you call it?
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:57 PM   #23
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I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair
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Man... I guess he was handi-crapped...

alright.. im done... seriously... no more

he was re-terded....
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I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair
maybe this was the hover technique that women use in public restrooms. just didnt get her ass down far enough
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:05 AM   #26
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what the hell kind of gym do you go to?
I was wondering the same thing. I don't know of any places like that here in PA.
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I used to work at Chick-Fil-A...and one time I was asked to clean the ladies bathroom. My boss handed me a mop while snickering. I went into one of the stalls and it seriously looked like a bomb went off. It was as if the woman made it to the stall, bent down to pull her pants down, and her ass exploded onto the back wall and back of the toilet...most disgusting thing I had ever seen. I stopped working shortly after the affair
I would've left that second and I wouldn't have cleaned up my puke.
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:28 AM   #28
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My first job was at a cafeteria, and part of my duties included cleaning the bathrooms at night before closing. It was rough travel, as each day brought a new atrocity to be reckoned with. I use to suit up like something out of the Ghost Busters and fire hose walls, ceiling, EVERYTHING. Muck out the recent effluent from the days violations! Not enough $$$ Needed hazardous duty pay, or Bill Murray
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