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Old 02-20-2007, 02:11 PM   #1
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F... morons who take dumps on locker room floors

I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:14 PM   #2
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HAHAHAA...that is awesome. But seriously, that kinda sucks for you all.
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:22 PM   #3
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There's a joke here somewhere...
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:23 PM   #4
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Oh there's more than one.
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:27 PM   #5
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I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?
Sorry! When you gotta, go you gotta go!

kidding...

The gym may be one of the worst places to get caught taking a dump. Mainly because the person(or persons) who catches you is probably fairly strong and pumped up from lifting weights. Testosterone will be pretty high, oh, that dude's definitely eating it.
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:33 PM   #6
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I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?
Mabye someones squats went horrifically wrong. I guess you could say that they backfired on him.

I should probably go back to my schoolwork for a little while.
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:46 PM   #7
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Re: F... morons who take dumps on locker room floors

what the hell kind of gym do you go to?
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what the hell kind of gym do you go to?
The kind where you can cop a squat and squeeze a few bad boys out in the middle of the locker room floor.

It's obviously wrong and disgusting, but it's also funny as shit (literally).
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Although it is very amusing I would hate to clean that up. I feel bad for the custodial staff.
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:51 PM   #10
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I bet you can learn ju-shit-su at that gym...ha ha get it?
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Old 02-20-2007, 02:52 PM   #11
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I was on the swim team in high school. For all of our away meets, I had a buddy who would get up on top of the lockers and drop a grimace all over the lockers and leave it there. Again, yeah, this was high school.

Another teammate loved to piss on the hot rocks in the sauna.
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Old 02-20-2007, 03:03 PM   #12
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The locker room has a bathroom that is right off of it and doored. The guy left a trail of dook right to the handicap stall. I mean like he just couldn't hold on any longer. I missed stepping in it by inches as I opened the door and entered.
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Old 02-20-2007, 03:12 PM   #13
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At least that sounds like a medical emergency and not a horrific case of someone just being malicious. Still, sucks for the poor janitor.
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Re: F... morons who take dumps on locker room floors

The question is: Was there toilet paper?
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The locker room has a bathroom that is right off of it and doored. The guy left a trail of dook right to the handicap stall. I mean like he just couldn't hold on any longer. I missed stepping in it by inches as I opened the door and entered.
Man... I guess he was handi-crapped...

alright.. im done... seriously... no more
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