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Old 03-01-2007, 12:25 PM   #1
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"Teen robbery suspects seen fleeing the scene in a black Jetta..."

Okay, so I made the title of the thread up for TMC's sake, but did anyone else hear about this story from Georgia?

Two girls, maybe as young as 16, walked into a bank with a note demanding cash and were able to walk about with "a substantial" amount. The only disguise they used were big ass sunglasses.
Do they really think they won't get caught? What were they even thinking in the first place?
"Prom is getting totally close and daddy said he won't buy me the dress that I really want, now I don't know what I'll do!"
"Why don't we like rob a bank or whatever? We can wear our Paris Hilton sunglasses and no one will ever know who did it because like every girl in school totally has them.
"That's hot."

...and scene.
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:43 PM   #2
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Re: "Teen robbery suspects seen fleeing the scene in a black Jetta..."

Aww, you remembered my affinity for chickenheads!

Did they have leis hanging in their rear-view?
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I saw this yesterday and thought that they are not going to be smiling when they are charged as adults and get 20 years.
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Re: "Teen robbery suspects seen fleeing the scene in a black Jetta..."

Two hot chicks going to get 20 yrs in the big house and become carpet munchers...its a travesty!
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Two hot chicks going to get 20 yrs in the big house and become carpet munchers...its a travesty!
Isn't that the plot to the movie Caged Heat?
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Re: "Teen robbery suspects seen fleeing the scene in a black Jetta..."

And that's the end of that chapter. Geeze, who would have thought that the cops would have seen through their clever disguise.
Also, how much hotter does the blond chick look the surveillance picture when you compare it to her mug shot?
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Two hot chicks going to get 20 yrs in the big house and become carpet munchers...its a travesty!
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And that's the end of that chapter. Geeze, who would have thought that the cops would have seen through their clever disguise.
Also, how much hotter does the blond chick look the surveillance picture when you compare it to her mug shot?
Yeah that didn't pan out really. Neither is very good looking.
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Also, how much hotter does the blond chick look the surveillance picture when you compare it to her mug shot?
Seriously! But those Jackie-O glasses can mask a lot of defects. I see women all over campus that look hot until they take off their massive glasses. The chicks in the mugshots look like a couple of meth-addicts who probably have cuts, bruises, and strange scabs all over their bodies.
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The chicks in the mugshots look like a couple of meth-addicts who probably have cuts, bruises, and strange scabs all over their bodies.
Where does this thought come from in your mind?
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the second one is just flat out f'ugly. They should be immediately stripped of the moniker "The Hotty Bandits."
Who came up with that nickname anyway, the writers from Home Alone? People need to get more creative.
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Where does this thought come from in your mind?
Dude, don't you watch those HBO Specials about teen drug addicts. Best sh-t eva'. They track these addicts over time and you get to see them deteriorate. It's pretty sad actually.
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