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Old 03-03-2007, 10:27 AM   #46
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BSB reminds me of the kid from Super Troopers right now...
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:29 AM   #47
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PS- Dieon Sanders is on the NFL Network right now talking about PacMan Jones. He just said he grew up with a ton of drug dealers. He said, "my uncle was a drug dealer. All the jewelry that I was wearing was from my uncle."
I just thought that was funny.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:13 AM   #48
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I'm teaching English here and I am really drunk right now.

And let me tell you something. I just wore out the sexiest japanese girl ever. I'm just telling oyu guys because I am drunk and I want everyone to think I am cool. She's lying 2 feet away from me and she has freaking knee high stockings on. This is the greatest country ever. Holla at ya boy.
Holla, holla indeed.

That seriously cracked me up this morning. Jeezus H.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:21 AM   #49
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Wedding of friends last night. Sunset cruise tonight.

Typing now because lazy bar-scag is taking time setting up deck bar. Curse you, bar-scag.
Hope the weather cooperates...when we went on a sunset cruise, the clouds ended the show like 20 minutes too soon. But we didn't care, $25 for the cruise, and it was all you could drink beer and wine.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:22 AM   #50
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I don't think the College Park girls probably compare to the Japanese girls in terms of freaky-dikyness. I am a connoisseur of porn and, based on my review of fine Japanese cinema, I have determined that the Japanese are only 2nd to the Germans in terms of freaky-dikyness.
I was giving him a glimmer of hope. Besides, there are 40,000 students that go to College Park. If he tries to nail 10, you have to figure one of them is freaky enough to slightly compare to a hot ass Japanese girl in knee-highs.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:28 AM   #51
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But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:31 PM   #52
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But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?
cleveland steamer is out... alabama hot pocket is in
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Old 03-03-2007, 12:33 PM   #53
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Duffman says a lot of things... OH YEAH.
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Old 03-03-2007, 01:06 PM   #54
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But the important question is: will she allow him to poop on her chest?
No, but she might let him put a plate over his face and watch her strain to squeeze out a few puppies.
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Old 03-03-2007, 06:50 PM   #55
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I was at a small party. Those are the kind that'll f... you up though. I can't say i had a freaky girl in my bed, or any , last night. But I did get some dancing time with an abercrombi and fitch model last night. Someone that knew her from somewhere told me that she was a model but regardless, she was hot as shit.


I was in a different world after the absinthe, weed and all those drinks. I've been high before and i've been drunk before, but not at the same time. I've never done absinthe before though. all those things together were insane.
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Old 03-03-2007, 07:14 PM   #56
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I gave up "taking the pot" (I bet no one gets that movie reference) in college because I found that when I smoked and drank at the same time I would black out and get sick and I wasn't too cool with that. Also, I wanted to be able to pass piss tests when applying for jobs.
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cleveland steamer is out... alabama hot pocket is in
what about a strawberry short cake? or a dirty sanchez?
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Old 03-04-2007, 01:47 AM   #58
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i hoep I'm not all hungover in the morning. I dont have the rebuounding skills that I used to. Either way, i guarentee BSB is having much more fun than i didn tonigth,.
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^^^nope...
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