Warpath  

Home | Forums | Salary Cap Info | Shop | Donate | Stay Connected




Go Back   Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot


New Threat To World Peace

Parking Lot


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-02-2007, 04:07 PM   #1
Contains football related knowledge
 
JoeRedskin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 51
Posts: 8,687
New Threat To World Peace

This is only the first step, next - no cheese for you.

Swiss accidentally invade Liechtenstein - Yahoo! News
__________________
You aren't worth the water in my spit but, maybe, just maybe, you're worth the lead in my shotgun.
JoeRedskin is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
Old 03-02-2007, 04:12 PM   #2
Registered User
 
firstdown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 50
Posts: 15,818
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Oh I thought that you were going to say Hillary was leading in the polls.
firstdown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:14 PM   #3
MVP
 
dmek25's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
Age: 52
Posts: 10,517
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Quote:
Originally Posted by firstdown View Post
Oh I thought that you were going to say Hillary was leading in the polls.
the G.O.P. takes us to war, and hillary is a threat?
__________________
"It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."
courtesy of 53fan
dmek25 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:15 PM   #4
I like big (_|_)s.
 
TheMalcolmConnection's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Lexington, Virginia
Age: 32
Posts: 17,548
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Uh oh.
__________________
Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.
TheMalcolmConnection is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:21 PM   #5
Registered User
 
firstdown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 50
Posts: 15,818
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Quote:
Originally Posted by dmek25 View Post
the G.O.P. takes us to war, and hillary is a threat?
HMMM, The same one she voted for and never back away from her decision until she decided to run for president and then it was not good for her numbers then backed away from her decision.
firstdown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:21 PM   #6
Quietly Dominating the East
 
Hog1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Naples, Florida
Posts: 9,148
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Quote:
Originally Posted by dmek25 View Post
the G.O.P. takes us to war, and hillary is a threat?
D, you seem to be a little........sensitive to things......of the Democratic persuasion?
__________________
Goodbye Sean..........Vaya Con Dios
thankyou Joe.......
“God made certain people to play football. He was one of them.” – Joe Gibbs
Hog1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:22 PM   #7
Franchise Player
 
Sheriff Gonna Getcha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 35
Posts: 8,317
Re: New Threat To World Peace

34,000 people and no army? Can we just take it?
Sheriff Gonna Getcha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:24 PM   #8
Playmaker
 
724Skinsfan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Roanoke, VA
Posts: 3,507
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Man, I thought this was about the theft of SmootSmack's name.
__________________
"I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn
724Skinsfan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:25 PM   #9
Contains football related knowledge
 
JoeRedskin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 51
Posts: 8,687
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Oh dear God.

It's frikkin Lichtenstein and Switzerland - can we maintain some levity please?

How about this:

In response to the recent invasion, Bush has raised defense levels to DefCon 4 but still can't pronounce nuclear correctly. Hillary, while unloading her carpetbag, blasted Bush for not first imposing a cheese blockade and added that Obama is just plain stupid for not attacking Bush. Obama responded - "Where the hell is Lichtenstein and did grandmama ever own any slaves their?"

PS - IT'S A JOKE!!!!
__________________
You aren't worth the water in my spit but, maybe, just maybe, you're worth the lead in my shotgun.
JoeRedskin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:29 PM   #10
Registered User
 
firstdown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 50
Posts: 15,818
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeRedskin View Post
Oh dear God.

It's frikkin Lichtenstein and Switzerland - can we maintain some levity please?

How about this:

In response to the recent invasion, Bush has raised defense levels to DefCon 4 but still can't pronounce nuclear correctly. Hillary, while unloading her carpetbag, blasted Bush for not first imposing a cheese blockade and added that Obama is just plain stupid for not attacking Bush. Obama responded - "Where the hell is Lichtenstein and did grandmama ever own any slaves their?"

PS - IT'S A JOKE!!!!
Dang man you took all of the fun out of it.
firstdown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:30 PM   #11
Contains football related knowledge
 
JoeRedskin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 51
Posts: 8,687
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Ah, c'mon, admit it - You loved the Obama quote.
__________________
You aren't worth the water in my spit but, maybe, just maybe, you're worth the lead in my shotgun.
JoeRedskin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:35 PM   #12
Registered User
 
firstdown's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: chesapeake, va
Age: 50
Posts: 15,818
Re: New Threat To World Peace

I thought the whole thing was funny.
firstdown is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 04:48 PM   #13
Uncle Phil
 
SmootSmack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 44,732
Re: New Threat To World Peace

The question is how much will Little Danny overpay to bring Liechtenstein here?
__________________
You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You
SmootSmack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 05:05 PM   #14
Contains football related knowledge
 
JoeRedskin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Second Star On The Right
Age: 51
Posts: 8,687
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Breaking News:

Lichtenstein signs with the Washington Redskins.

In his statement announcing the aquisition, Hall of Fame Coach Joe Gibbs said "We know they are a landlocked principality that doesn't have any football players, but we really like their potential." Gibbs continued "In the recent Swiss invasion, even though they were outgunned 170 to 0, those Lichtensteiners reallly fought their guts out. We think they have the potential to be real core redskins. Alternatively, we may send Arch over there as there is bound to be at least one Lichtensteiner he can cover."

League wide, GM's are blasting the news as just another attempt by Snyder to make a big splash in free agency. "Typical Snyder, overpay for something useless" said one GM who wished to remain anonymous. "We know this is the move that will send them to cap hell next year" said Lenny P between pizzas. Adam Schefter's response was "Lichtenstein? Lichtenstein? Come on, everybody knows they couldn't fight off Monaco. They are just hype. If it weren't for the Swiss invasion - hell, they wouldn't even be on the radar screen."

Undeterred, Gibbs responded to the criticism with a giggle "Oh well, I guess we'll just have coach'em up."
__________________
You aren't worth the water in my spit but, maybe, just maybe, you're worth the lead in my shotgun.
JoeRedskin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-02-2007, 05:07 PM   #15
MVP
 
dmek25's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: lancaster,pa
Age: 52
Posts: 10,517
Re: New Threat To World Peace

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hog1 View Post
D, you seem to be a little........sensitive to things......of the Democratic persuasion?
politics as a whole are frustrating. when you know whomever is in power thinks they are doing the right thing, but your viewpoint is totally different, its almost like beating your head against the wall
__________________
"It's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt."
courtesy of 53fan
dmek25 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:19 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
This site is not officially affiliated with the Washington Redskins or the NFL.
Page generated in 0.26679 seconds with 10 queries

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25