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Old 03-07-2007, 04:00 PM   #1
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You got any Popcorn?

Seriously what has America come to? 400 pounds at age 7? That is just terrible.

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Old 03-07-2007, 04:12 PM   #2
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Re: You got any Popcorn?

They use that sound clip on Elliot in the Morning a lot and it kills me every time. I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it.
As far as the actual girl is concerned though, I feel really bad for her and I wish they could throw her parents in prison for letting her get like that. If she was an adult, or even a teenager I'd probably mock her, but the fact that she's a little kid just makes sad.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:15 PM   #3
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Yeah. Since the parents are such douchebags and so selfish, you'd think the fact that she probably costs them an ASSLOAD in bills, that would make them change things up a bit.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:18 PM   #4
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Re: You got any Popcorn?

Time to break the ice...

OMG, it's the BLOB!!!

I'm not going to get all issuey on this one. It's sad and all, and not the child's fault, but I mean come on now. How can you not laugh a little bit. It's like a real life Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

If I'm mean for laughing, oh well. That's funny stuff!
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:18 PM   #5
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Re: You got any Popcorn?

I laughed a little, but when she was crawling around on the ground, I laughed a little harder. Then I felt bad, then I laughed again.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:20 PM   #6
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She's the Leonard Davis of Pop Warner!
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:22 PM   #7
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Re: You got any Popcorn?

its the a parents fault. who fed her? her parents.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:24 PM   #8
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it is funny.

its also in the wrong spot. should be in the SHFT
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:24 PM   #9
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Honestly, I don't even see how you can GET that fat at that age. Your metabolism is going nuts and even DAILY ACTIVITY like LIVING should burn enough calories for a young girl to at least stay at a robust 200.
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I bet she bleeds gravy.
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Watching her "walk" was what made me laugh the hardest but also feel the guiltiest.
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:51 PM   #12
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I laughed a little, but when she was crawling around on the ground, I laughed a little harder. Then I felt bad, then I laughed again.
Yeah that is pretty much what I did lol
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:52 PM   #13
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Man, you guys are cruel.

The question I have is, is this a case of a parent overfeeding a child or some sort of biological disorder?
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:27 PM   #14
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What a disaster.....I had to chuckle at the Stay puffed comment though. She even has his gait and lack of balance.
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I wonder if she has any brothers or sisters. I can totally see my 9 year old self antagonizing her.
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