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Old 03-22-2007, 07:39 PM   #1
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PorterHouse Jokes

Q: How do you make PorterHouse laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him the joke on Wednesday

Q: How do you drive PorterHouse crazy?
A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order

Q: What do you call 10 PorterHouse's standing ear to ear
A: A wind tunnel

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Old 03-22-2007, 07:42 PM   #2
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lmao...

2 porterhouses walked into a building...
...u'd think one of them woulda saw it first

2 porterhouses were walking in the woods and one of them was like.."oh look bear tracks" ... and the other was like "not uh, those are deer tracks" "no bear tracks "deer tracks!" "bear tracks"

BANG!! THE TRAIN COMES ALONG AND HITS THEM BOTH
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:45 PM   #3
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I will not contibute to something like this. You all need to grow up P*ssies. I'll whip your ass if you don't like it. Bitch. However you wanna do it.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:51 PM   #4
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I must say that his steaks are pretty good.
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Old 03-22-2007, 08:25 PM   #5
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yall picking on my homeboy, porter? im about to whip some warpath a**(j/k)
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:03 PM   #6
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What do you call PorterHouse holding a six pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade?

A child molestor. I'm drunk.
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:05 PM   #7
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Come again?
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Old 03-22-2007, 09:45 PM   #8
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When is it bedtime at Neverland ranch?

When the big hand is on the little hand.
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Old 03-22-2007, 11:20 PM   #9
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porterhouse-i'm standing my ground bitch
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:36 AM   #10
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Give him some time to recover.
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Old 03-23-2007, 09:35 AM   #11
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HAHA. I'm sober this morning and honestly I thought that was funny even now.
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Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
Hey, hey, hey!
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Porterhouse is like school in the summer time. No class.
Hey, hey, hey!
OHH SNAPP SON
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dude, what did you expect? not just another hairy woman with a bonnet on
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