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Old 04-10-2007, 02:35 PM   #181
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Sorry, didn't see this post until just now. I swear on my 1900+ posts that I didn't look anything up.

Conan: You don't even have a rope.
Predator: This stuff'll make you gotdam sexual Tyranosaurus...just like me.
I didn't look this one up, but was this Jesse Ventura that said this? If so, that's even more hilarious.
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:36 PM   #182
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I didn't look this one up, but was this Jesse Ventura that said this? If so, that's even more hilarious.
Yup, I think he was referring to his chew.
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:38 PM   #183
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LOL LOL!!! The only drug that makes me a sexual tyrannosaurus is ecstacy and porn.

Could porn be my antidrug?
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:40 PM   #184
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Yup, I think he was referring to his chew.
This was after he called everyone that turned down his offer of the tobacco "slack-jawed fa**ots".
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This was after he called everyone that turned down his offer of the tobacco "slack-jawed fa**ots".
Yup. It's funny how much you can learn about a culture/society based on movies. There's no way an action movie today would have that line.
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:44 PM   #186
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But they should. Die Hard was the best of all.
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But they should. Die Hard was the best of all.
I don't remember any lines from Die Hard that were "off-color."
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:51 PM   #188
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The first Die Hard was pretty good...was there ever a man more typecast than Reginald VelJohnson?
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Old 04-10-2007, 02:59 PM   #189
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I'm the same way. So here's what you do. You pull in front of them and slow down to the point where they are getting fairly close to you, almost tailgating, THEN you turn on your wiper fluid for like 5 minutes. Sure, it might waste a lot of fluid, but you're causing them a nice annoyance as well. This works GREAT on people who drive like jackasses and obviously care a lot for their car because it REALLY messes up a freshly washed ride.

Schneed and I are great antagonizers.
Another good one is a game I call pace car. It's where someone cuts you off, generally drives like an idiot, whatever... and you get in front of them on two lane highway and drive exactly the same speed as someone in the right lane. I did this to some jackass in a F-150 the other day and I got to watch the son of a bitch flip out for 10 miles. Ah, it's the little things in life that make you happy...
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I forgot about that one. The two scenes that stick out most vividly are: (1) when Dillon and Arnie meet and flex their biceps; and (2) when the Indian dude cuts himself across his chest with a machete.
Whenever we want to be really obnoxious when laughing at something stupid, like a "you're momma" joke, we'll mimic the Predator's laugh that he copied from the Indian dude.
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:00 PM   #191
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Dumb ass threads about specific events in the upcoming season. It is f*cking 3 weeks before the draft. How the hell anyone has anything other than a total guess is beyond me and why anyone would care right now is even more beyond me.

I'd like to pose this question:

Who will score the first 2 point conversion for the Skins in 2026?

Yup! Not any more pointless than any of the other similarly retarded threads we have infecting our board right now.
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Who will score the first 2 point conversion for the Skins in 2026?
Simple. It's Mark Brunell.
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:11 PM   #193
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Whenever we want to be really obnoxious when laughing at something stupid, like a "you're momma" joke, we'll mimic the Predator's laugh that he copied from the Indian dude.
YES! My brother and I do that all the time and no one has any clue what the hell we're doing.
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Old 04-10-2007, 03:19 PM   #194
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Re: What's your pet peeve?

Alright, I've got one...

When asked how much change someone has, they respond by saying "I've got .35 cent."

If you have more than a penny, it's cents -- you know, the plural form.

If someone asks you how many children you have, you wouldn't say "I've got three kid." So why the confusion with coinage?

Nothing irritates me more.
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Alright, I've got one...

When asked how much change someone has, they respond by saying "I've got .35 cent."

If you have more than a penny, it's cents -- you know, the plural form.

If someone asks you how many children you have, you wouldn't say "I've got three kid." So why the confusion with coinage?

Nothing irritates me more.
I think those are the same people that say, "I'm going to Walmarts tonight".
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