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Old 04-19-2007, 08:57 AM   #16
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Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:04 AM   #17
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I'd move to the Arctic Circle because the night's are longer up there. I'm not going without a fight.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:06 AM   #18
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Go fishing with my dad, teach my son how to shave, listen to my daughter play the saxophone, probably get one last drink at Moe's then rush home to make sweet sweet love to my wife (provided Barney bails me out of jail on time)

that's a tough question
You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:13 AM   #19
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i would go find jessica simpson and wear her out
Yeah she probably would be pretty worn out after you chased her all over the neighborhood
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:32 AM   #20
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You had me agreeing and nodding along until I got to "saxophone," then I realized what you were doing. Would you finish the night by listening to Larry King read the Bible on tape?

As for the original question, I don't think I can come up with an answer that I really like.
Yeah, I had to drop some "obvious" clues. I knew either you or TMC would get it though. Would you have a backseat tryst with Ms. Krabapple?
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:35 AM   #21
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What would you do after that 25 seconds of your life was over, Dmek?
all i know is that would be the best 25 seconds ever
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:36 AM   #22
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Man, when I was a preteen, those lingerie pics of Ms. Krabapple. Hubba hubba.

And don't say ANYTHING to me about cartoons. EVERYONE wanted a piece of Ariel back in the day and she didn't even have a human lower torso!
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:41 AM   #23
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Take the family down to Georgia, sneak onto Augusta National and play a round with my father and brothers. Afterwards, sit down to a nice dinner together with all of the family. After that, put the baby and the dog in the bed with my wife and I, and just enjoy the last moments together as a family.

Sorry for the mushy family crap, but at least the playing Augusta part is cool!
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:45 AM   #24
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What about creating a gigantic mechanical arm that had a huge disc on the end that would effectively block out the sun thus ensuring perpetual night?



Man, not that 2,000 is such an awesome milestone, but I can't believe I wasted it on such an idiotic post.
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:50 AM   #25
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Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

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I'd fight a ****ing bear!
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Make love with my wife. Feed the dog one more time. Say some prayers of thanks to Jesus that I will finally get to see Him.

Fire up a big Bob Marley sized doobie, crack a beer, get out my guitar and hang out with my family.

peace
I thought you'd work some BBQ in there somewhere.
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:13 AM   #28
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I'd fire up that DeLorean of mine and go back in time...then it wouldn't be my last night
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:23 AM   #29
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grillz, congrats on 2000. this is really a tough one. maybe do like a quick farewell tour. try to visit as many of my friends and family as i can. then settle in with my wife and kids, have a really nice dinner. and remember the good times.
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Old 04-19-2007, 10:54 AM   #30
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Go horseback riding through the woods, picnic, drink wine, appreciate nature and make love.
Should we start calling you Lady Godiva?
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