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Old 05-26-2007, 10:03 PM   #31
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coke off a hooker's ass crack?
Is she a high class hooker? I suppose she must be otherwise it would be crack. You got yourself a God Dam Deal.
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:14 PM   #32
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To meet an honest man!

amememem i am right here
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:30 PM   #33
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sweet, but too young! haha
I am 18 come on
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Old 05-27-2007, 02:20 PM   #34
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To meet an honest man!

that's your problem... you're looking for something that exists, but you don't really want...

You don't want a man to tell you when you look bloated and your hair is flat... that other women are more attractive than you... that your inceccant whining and bitching are driving him to homicidal thoughts... or that he IS flirting with the new busty receptionist at work and is struggling with thoughts of infidelity because she pays attention to him and thinks he's interesting because she doesn't know him well enough to know hes not...

I know this because I am an honest guy... AKA a total asshole...

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Old 05-27-2007, 05:20 PM   #35
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Here's some honesty for you: All the virtuous people, both male and female, were grabbed up years ago. Now its just a matter of picking through the scraps.
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Old 05-27-2007, 05:23 PM   #36
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that's your problem... you're looking for something that exists, but you don't really want...

You don't want a man to tell you when you look bloated and your hair is flat... that other women are more attractive than you... that your inceccant whining and bitching are driving him to homicidal thoughts... or that he IS flirting with the new busty receptionist at work and is struggling with thoughts of infidelity because she pays attention to him and thinks he's interesting because she doesn't know him well enough to know hes not...

I know this because I am an honest guy... AKA a total asshole...

Right on point. Well said my friend. This applies to all women.
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Old 05-27-2007, 05:24 PM   #37
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I know what is awesome. Today, because it's my birthday.
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Old 05-27-2007, 07:14 PM   #38
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Re: Do you know what would be awesome?

Happy Birthday, Hooskins. Wahoo-wah!
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Old 05-27-2007, 11:13 PM   #39
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Happy Birthday, Hooskins. Wahoo-wah!
hahaa thanks, wahoo-wah my friend.
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Old 05-28-2007, 08:08 AM   #40
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Re: Do you know what would be awesome?

ok, im ready to fessup. i am an honest man. so there are at least one of us still left out here
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:22 AM   #41
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Re: Do you know what would be awesome?

OK, what was I getting ready to say?

What?!?

Truth be known, I had typed up a five page essay on the state of the league, the state of the team, and the Warpath to post for number 3000 some six weeks ago on my piece of crap laptop. Before I could post it, the acrid smell of burnt wiring filled the air, so I walked into the kitchen to see what the wife was making for dinner (ba-ZING!). The kitchen, however, was empty. The laptop, however, was smoking.

I sunk into a deep depression. Forget about the laptop. It wasn't worth the two bucks I paid the weight-guesser to win it. My 3000th post was gold. Gold! And it was gone. Lost to an uncaring cyber-ether. Naturally, I turned to alcohol.

There is a huge hazy period, where I'm not sure what is fact and what is hallucination. I'm fairly sure I'm met Paris Hilton. I found out I'm taller than Doug Flutie - but so is everyone else. Shrek 3 is not very good. Dennis Kucinich smells like hemp. Tramp stamps are not attractive on morbidly obese men. Parker Stevenson (of Hardy Boys fame) is now a carnival barker traveling through Missouri. Mel Kiper Jr. actually died in 1994, and was replaced by a marionette operated by Mike Mayock.

I woke up a week ago with a rapidly spreading urine stain on my pants in a small bar in St. Croix, where I had secured work as an assistant pig-keeper. I am missing my left pinky toe, and there has been a consistent ringing in my ears that is silenced only when I'm underwater. Other than that (and three lip-piercings), I am as I left you those long, sad weeks ago. The past weeks have been filled with me catching up on all the insightful posts here, as well as some apologies for my wife and children (who thought me dead).

I agree with everything posted in the last six weeks, with the following exceptions:
  • The Commisioner was indeed correct to have expressed disappointment with Portis's comments on dogfighting. Dogifghting is a deplorable activity, and anyone who supports it should receive scorn from the NFL. Which makes Goodell's silence on Mike Vick's case (who, in Vick's hard-to-believe version, financially backed a huge operation unknowingly) a travesty. Step up Commish.
  • Matty, I know someone who owns a tanning salon and bought it with a full clientelle. Here's your downside. You won't be collecting any monies from the people who pre-paid until their minutes run out - and that could take months. Be prepared to make less than zero for three months, before you pay rent, electric and payroll. After that, you'll be OK. After all, there's no other way for people to get a tan, is there?
  • The 17 game season would be a nightmare. There aren't enough neutral-sites to get it done. We'd end up with maybe four games out of the country, eight games in LA, and then there would be games in places that couldn't support the NFL, but had stadiums. Imagine a Redskins-Jaguars game in Nebraska. Without local interest (which would only exist if it was a quasi-home game, like KC in Nebraska, but would be wildly unfair), no one would come. Is it really that important to put TV crews in half empty stadiums (which aren't ready for 15+ camera setups, or replay booths, or any of the technological setups needed to televise an NFL game in the 21st century) just to spread the most popular game in the nation a little bit more?
  • Screw you, SBF. The Lost finale kicked ass.
  • P.S. Hug your son for me. I lost my mother to cancer last September, and today (my birthday) it hurts a little more than usual. Make sure he stays on top of his follow-up appointments.
  • That goes for you too, Earthquake.
  • Did I miss any commentary on Keyshawn "retiring" to join ESPN's crew? Word of advice to the boys in Bristol (and I know some of you are here) - if his own teammates don't want to listen to him, why on earth would we?

Well, I've got to go. As I said, it's my birthday, so I intend to hit the sauce a little hard. Not "lost for a month" hard, but "i'm not paying, I'm a Warpath moderator" hard. Which reminds me, thanks for holding onto the old URL, Matty. My sick "thewarpath.net" tattoo should remain as timeless as ever.
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:30 AM   #42
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Re: Do you know what would be awesome?

Happy Birthday Brud! And welcome back!
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:31 AM   #43
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Re: Do you know what would be awesome?

Welcome back and Happy Birthday. I was down there over the weekend, and every time I looked around a corner, I half expected to see you huddled in a corner.

Go get yourself some oysters and fried calamari at Fins Raw Bar today. The Abita Amber they have on draft is particularly good...that would be a decent start to some debauchery.
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:36 AM   #44
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I have to agree with BDBohnzie. The Keyshawn quote was worth the wait.
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:20 AM   #45
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BDB - Fins would be an excellent choice, the owner is a good friend, and I love me some oysters. I think I'm starting out at the Summer House with its newly revamped menu. Another owner who's a friend, plus he's a Redskins fan. From there, anything goes, though I'll likely stop by the Frogg Pond for a few, since Pete from Love Seed Mama Jump (the official rock band of the Washington Redskins) is doing a hootenanny-style jam.

Additionally, I just got a PM that Twilbert07 is in town, so I fully intend to beat him senseless. Metaphorically.

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