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Old 04-22-2007, 10:14 AM   #1
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The Bible Sex Quiz

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Bible Sex Quiz!

I don't think I got a single one right.
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Old 04-22-2007, 10:42 AM   #2
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5 out of 10
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Old 04-22-2007, 10:44 AM   #3
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Wow. You're good.

Did you take any of the others? They go on and on.
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Old 04-22-2007, 01:56 PM   #4
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8 out of 10...

Going to Catholic school for 14 years (kindergarten - freshman year) makes me understand that God is a little silly.

I'm pretty sure this is all old testament stuff though, and they're exaggerating a lot of it, but there are truths.
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yea. Old Testament.
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Old 04-22-2007, 08:41 PM   #6
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7 out of 10 right. it's weird stuff like this that makes me think Dogma is one of the best comedies because of all of the things in religion that are taken out of context, contradict themselves, and r just plain unbelievable that the movie does an awesome job of making fun of.
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Old 04-22-2007, 09:42 PM   #7
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10-10 bitches!!!

i believe i have just sined
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Old 04-22-2007, 10:08 PM   #8
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Over here in Japan people ask me if Americans really believe in The Bible and when I tell them yes they look at me like I said we believe in the tooth fairy. Over here if you aren't atheist they think you should be institutionalized.
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Old 04-22-2007, 11:20 PM   #9
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Wow, that site is wrong for christians. Someone went a little overboard.

ps- I got only 2 right...and to be called an unsaved moron is not christianly at all.
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Old 04-23-2007, 12:14 AM   #10
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It's a spoof site. As soon as I saw the Jesus thong ad or whatever it was, I knew it was a joke. The beliefs section was pretty funny.
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Old 04-23-2007, 12:24 AM   #11
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It's a spoof site. As soon as I saw the Jesus thong ad or whatever it was, I knew it was a joke. The beliefs section was pretty funny.
Oh...haha, I didn't even notice that til you said it. I should have known better.
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Old 04-23-2007, 12:33 AM   #12
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man, if you really dwelve into the pages you can find some pretty interesting stuff. And in interesting, i mean people being jack asses, but it sometimes can be funny.
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Old 04-23-2007, 02:31 AM   #13
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Well at least me and the Japanese have one thing in common.

But yeah i got 2 out of 10 lolol.
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I failed miserably. I actually read the Bible.
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