I might be having a kid

mredskins · 04-26-2007, 10:57 AM

Oh! That cake is baked!

Congrads!

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-26-2007, 10:59 AM

Did you WEAR something?

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 04-26-2007, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Did you WEAR something?

yeah i had protection but i am talking to her on the phone right now and she is saying that she is adding up the time and it is more than likely the other guy's not 100 percent off the hook but i am starting to feel a little bit better

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-26-2007, 11:04 AM

Then tell her to **** off if it's the other guys.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 04-26-2007, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Then tell her to **** off if it's the other guys.

i probably will but i am really starting to be relieved

SmootSmack · 04-26-2007, 11:06 AM

Did you make the earth move?

RobH4413 · 04-26-2007, 11:08 AM

Honestly man, you shouldn't stress out about it. I know it's very hard not to do, but it really could be a blessing in disguise.

If you guys aren't ready, there is always adoption which is a very smart choice a lot of the time. Sometimes its not. There's obviously going to be a lot of hard decisions in your future should this be the case, but it is by no means a "bad" thing, but a different thing.

I don't think you'll ever hear of anyone who regrets having kids. Most just prefer to be in control of the timing. I have a few friends that have been in this situation, and it's not the end of the world. It's not catastrophic.

Just take this example and embody all the anxiety your feeling into one big huge lesson that you should have already learned:

Wrap it up

What ever happens I wish the best for you, and I'm sure everything will turn out alright.

RobH4413 · 04-26-2007, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

yeah i had protection but i am talking to her on the phone right now and she is saying that she is adding up the time and it is more than likely the other guy's not 100 percent off the hook but i am starting to feel a little bit better

Condoms are near 100% effective if they don't break. Your fine dude.

made me go through my whole shpeal.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 04-26-2007, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Did you make the earth move?

funny that is why they call me "earthquake" or maybe cause i am such a mammoth

MTK · 04-26-2007, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

yeah i had protection but i am talking to her on the phone right now and she is saying that she is adding up the time and it is more than likely the other guy's not 100 percent off the hook but i am starting to feel a little bit better

damn what a hooker!

You need to go out and knock up someone else now, preferably one of her good friends!

That'll learn her!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 04-26-2007, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

damn what a hooker!

You need to go out and knock up someone else now, preferably one of her good friends!

That'll learn her!

hahahahahahahahaha thanks man i will think about it but we werent together when this happened

SmootSmack · 04-26-2007, 11:15 AM

Will you name the kid Earthquake2690?

Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure

TheMalcolmConnection · 04-26-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by EARTHQUAKE2689

hahahahahahahahaha thanks man i will think about it but we werent together when this happened

I'd be telling her to stop being such a whore so that if she IS pregnant, there's no question.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 04-26-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

Will you name the kid Earthquake2690?

Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure

that could be a cool name but now i really dont think that it is mine and i am done with her

BDBohnzie · 04-26-2007, 11:27 AM

Glad to hear things sounds squared away EQ. I bet you double bag it for a while, just to be safe

Well, speaking of having a kid, my old lady's knocked up as well. 4 months along, due in the middle of October. She'll be induced (high risk pregnancy, as she's had a blood clot before), so we can assure that softball and the Redskins are not interfered with.

My wife sounds like a combination of angryssg's and Buster's. Wife gets to decorate everywhere by my basement (yes, MY basement), and she'll definitely let me drown our children in Skins stuff.

If we have a boy, the room is gonna be a pirate theme, complete with an artist's painting of a pirate ship smack dab on the wall.

04-26-2007, 10:57 AM	#16
mredskins Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,820	Re: I might be having a kid Oh! That cake is baked! Congrads!

04-26-2007, 10:59 AM	#17
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 36 Posts: 18,873	Re: I might be having a kid Did you WEAR something? __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

04-26-2007, 11:04 AM	#19
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 36 Posts: 18,873	Re: I might be having a kid Then tell her to ** off if it's the other guys. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.**

04-26-2007, 11:06 AM	#21
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: I might be having a kid Did you make the earth move? __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-26-2007, 11:08 AM	#22
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 32 Posts: 2,584	Re: I might be having a kid Honestly man, you shouldn't stress out about it. I know it's very hard not to do, but it really could be a blessing in disguise. If you guys aren't ready, there is always adoption which is a very smart choice a lot of the time. Sometimes its not. There's obviously going to be a lot of hard decisions in your future should this be the case, but it is by no means a "bad" thing, but a different thing. I don't think you'll ever hear of anyone who regrets having kids. Most just prefer to be in control of the timing. I have a few friends that have been in this situation, and it's not the end of the world. It's not catastrophic. Just take this example and embody all the anxiety your feeling into one big huge lesson that you should have already learned: Wrap it up What ever happens I wish the best for you, and I'm sure everything will turn out alright. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

04-26-2007, 11:15 AM	#27
SmootSmack Uncle Phil Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 45,256	Re: I might be having a kid Will you name the kid Earthquake2690? Seriously though, you should be ok. Just gotta be more careful in the future. We've all been through this I'm sure __________________ You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You

04-26-2007, 11:27 AM	#30
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 39 Posts: 4,624	Re: I might be having a kid Glad to hear things sounds squared away EQ. I bet you double bag it for a while, just to be safe Well, speaking of having a kid, my old lady's knocked up as well. 4 months along, due in the middle of October. She'll be induced (high risk pregnancy, as she's had a blood clot before), so we can assure that softball and the Redskins are not interfered with. My wife sounds like a combination of angryssg's and Buster's. Wife gets to decorate everywhere by my basement (yes, MY basement), and she'll definitely let me drown our children in Skins stuff. If we have a boy, the room is gonna be a pirate theme, complete with an artist's painting of a pirate ship smack dab on the wall. __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

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