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Old 05-01-2007, 11:39 AM   #16
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Pretty much.

But then I finally gained the respect of my son after I climbed to the top of the Murderhorn and slid down on the back of a frozen corpse.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:41 AM   #17
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Those problems are why I wait until after 7:30pm to go to the gym. Days I work from home, I'll go either by 10am or after 2, to avoid the morning and lunch rushes.

And while I encourage my buddy, I don't yell it so the entire gym can hear...the grunts actually make me laugh and I lose concentration.

My absolute fave is those who feel the need to talk or text on their phones while trying to work out. Put your goddamn phone down, bust out your rep and get the hell out of the way. If it's that important, you can call back later.

That and the women who wear as little as possible and shimmy their way into an area where all the lifters work out, and do absolutely nothing but get in the way. If I wanted to stare at scantily clad women, I'll either go to Hooters or a strip club. Now if you are barely wearing anything and doing your thing, great. However, if you talking to the damn guy who's using the weights I'm trying to use, you're a nuisance and should be taken out to the parking lot and flogged.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:41 AM   #18
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HAHAHA. You have RANDOM people come over and do that to you? That would drive me insane.

Usually I see two muscle-round retards helping each other, screaming at each other.
This would be hilarious to see, unless the idiot was doing it to me.

All of the posts in this thread are why I bought my own weight bench.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:42 AM   #19
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And no, I don't want to F...people at the gym. That would be gross.
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:43 AM   #20
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I just use the gym at my apartment complex. It's great because it's free and it's open 24 hours. And being the insomniac that I am I'll go at like 1am and there's no one there.

Actually one time I did go to the gym at 1:15am and sure enough there were two other people there working out!
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:43 AM   #21
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Pretty much.

But then I finally gained the respect of my son after I climbed to the top of the Murderhorn and slid down on the back of a frozen corpse.
haha...fueled by energy bars made from chinese newspapers?
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Old 05-01-2007, 11:48 AM   #22
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haha...fueled by energy bars made from chinese newspapers?
Yup. They unleash the awesome power of apples!


These are all the reasons that I haven't been to the gym since college (plus I'm also really lazy).
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:21 PM   #23
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I have almost started this thread 50 times.

My gym has many of the same problems. One thing that kills me is on cardio days when I want to use an eliptical. Our gym has 15 of them but only 4 of them have the arm motion too. Invariably all four will have people on them while all the other machines don't and the asshats on the machines are not using the effin arm motions. It's like hey tard muffin use the other machine without the arms so someone can use the machine they want.


But the biggest F U to everyone in the whole place is in the locker room. I am not a keep covered up at all times guy but I am so sick and f*cking tired of guys walking around the GD locker room bare ass naked. Brushing their teeth naked. Drying their hair naked. Having 5 minute conversations naked. Weighing themselves naked. Shaving naked. Using the hair dryer to dry the entire body naked. F*CKERS!!!!!!

Put some f*cking clothes on you turd bag! It's funny because the old guys just walk around and don't give a crap but the younger ones walk around like they got 12 inch d*cks. And if you ever see a short guy with long hair it is guaranteed he'll be one of them. It is in the genes or somethin.
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:26 PM   #24
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I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home.
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:36 PM   #25
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I have almost started this thread 50 times.

My gym has many of the same problems. One thing that kills me is on cardio days when I want to use an eliptical. Our gym has 15 of them but only 4 of them have the arm motion too. Invariably all four will have people on them while all the other machines don't and the asshats on the machines are not using the effin arm motions. It's like hey tard muffin use the other machine without the arms so someone can use the machine they want.


But the biggest F U to everyone in the whole place is in the locker room. I am not a keep covered up at all times guy but I am so sick and f*cking tired of guys walking around the GD locker room bare ass naked. Brushing their teeth naked. Drying their hair naked. Having 5 minute conversations naked. Weighing themselves naked. Shaving naked. Using the hair dryer to dry the entire body naked. F*CKERS!!!!!!

Put some f*cking clothes on you turd bag! It's funny because the old guys just walk around and don't give a crap but the younger ones walk around like they got 12 inch d*cks. And if you ever see a short guy with long hair it is guaranteed he'll be one of them. It is in the genes or somethin.
Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:36 PM   #26
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I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home.
Same here. Live right around the corner, so I go home to shower.
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Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:24 PM   #28
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F people that give me a look after I fart during my squats. If you're not farting, you're not lifting enough.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:52 PM   #29
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My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical. Girls go in there looking like they spent an hour on their hair and make up, and guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch. We're at the gym people!! Gainesville Health and Fitness is actually jokingly called "Gainesville Hair and Fashion" by a bunch of us non-gel wearing, non-cologne spraying normal folks.

And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:59 PM   #30
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And another thing- is it a requirement to walk around buck naked in the locker room when you're over 60?? What kills me is they are totally nude, with their towel OVER THEIR SHOULDER!! Hello?? How hard is it to tie that damn thing around your waist? You think anyone wants to see your old, shriveled package?? Gross...
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