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Old 05-01-2007, 02:35 PM   #31
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Re: F... people at the gym

F... the guy that forgets to wear spandex and lets his balls flop around like some exhibitionist Billy Madison style.
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:46 PM   #32
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Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?
I'm wondering the same thing. Sheriff, in SF they would call those "bath houses".
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:59 PM   #33
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And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!
Ahh yes, the Cleveland Pump. The last rep that you wanted to squeeze out, that has left your pants smelly and Brown.
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:12 PM   #34
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I'm wondering the same thing. Sheriff, in SF they would call those "bath houses".
Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?
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Old 05-01-2007, 04:07 PM   #35
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My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical...guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch.
You need to find a "straight" gym too!
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Old 05-01-2007, 04:44 PM   #36
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Those problems are why I wait until after 7:30pm to go to the gym. Days I work from home, I'll go either by 10am or after 2, to avoid the morning and lunch rushes.

And while I encourage my buddy, I don't yell it so the entire gym can hear...the grunts actually make me laugh and I lose concentration.

My absolute fave is those who feel the need to talk or text on their phones while trying to work out. Put your goddamn phone down, bust out your rep and get the hell out of the way. If it's that important, you can call back later.

That and the women who wear as little as possible and shimmy their way into an area where all the lifters work out, and do absolutely nothing but get in the way. If I wanted to stare at scantily clad women, I'll either go to Hooters or a strip club. Now if you are barely wearing anything and doing your thing, great. However, if you talking to the damn guy who's using the weights I'm trying to use, you're a nuisance and should be taken out to the parking lot and flogged.

There's this chick that works out at the same gym, and I swear I've never seen a pair of daisy dukes like this in my life.

You talk about distraction.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:32 AM   #37
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That's what we have around here at W&L in Lexington. I go to the gym and girls most definitely have to PREPARE to go. The majority of them have the bottom parts of their ass cheeks hanging out while they're doing the stair stepper.

I would take some pics for you, but that's the reason I got this job. My predecessor got fired for taking lewd videos in the gym.

Kidding, but not about the reason my predecessor got fired.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:56 AM   #38
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Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?
hahaaa i love that movie.
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Old 05-02-2007, 11:25 AM   #39
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How about that Mr. Tan guy at the gym. You know, the guy who is tan all year around and you've maybe seen him pale once.

Seriously, that can't be good for your skin.
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Usually the guy who is tan all over, is also the guy who is gay all over.
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I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:07 PM   #42
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You can also tell someone's gayness level by the fact that they obviously shave every part of their body.

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Old 05-02-2007, 01:20 PM   #43
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this thread has taken a..........disturbing turn
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I had to do a double-take at Mr. Tan Guy the other day. Actually he looked more orange than tan, and as a result he looked MG (mad-gay).
MG rivals the nickname I made up for Parcells in college: The OBG (the Original Big Gay).
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:32 PM   #45
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Really a lot of these a-holes you all are speaking of are their in the afternoon or after work. I find in the morning less people and more noraml people.
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