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Old 06-15-2007, 11:20 AM   #61
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If you have a local GOLDS gym, go check it out. They still have blockheads, but the place is so big and setup so nice, no waits. Top Shelf operation, nothing like the Y
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:38 AM   #62
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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;318373]Then we have a thread for that too...

Maybe some new soap perhaps? [/quote

Thanx for the Soap tip. I have been waiting......wondering when someone would have the courage to start a................soap???? thread????
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:40 AM   #63
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Then we have a thread for that too...

Maybe some new soap perhaps? [/quote

Thanx for the Soap tip. I have been waiting......wondering when someone would have the courage to start a................soap???? thread????
well today is your lucky day, my hard rockin amigo.
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:42 AM   #64
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well today is your lucky day, my hard rockin amigo.
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Old 06-15-2007, 11:56 AM   #65
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If you have a local GOLDS gym, go check it out. They still have blockheads, but the place is so big and setup so nice, no waits. Top Shelf operation, nothing like the Y
Golds gyms are owned locally, like most chain gyms, and the quality, space and clientel varies big time.
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Old 06-15-2007, 12:55 PM   #66
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I often wonder what it is that has totally eliminated the modesty emotion from geezers. They have no shame. None at all.
For those under 30, let me share how shame goes away. As life progresses one comes to a deeper understanding of the phrase "sh** happens". Slowly you realize that sh** happens to everyone, that it seems like there is big sh** and petty sh** and that life's too short to worry about the petty sh**, BUT (here's the big revelation) BECAUSE sh** happens all the time and to everyone, it is no big sh**. As a result, you no longer give a sh** about any of the truly petty sh**.

Or, from a more relational perspective: You don't like the fact that my sh** happens? Tough, it does, so deal with it. I have seen too much sh** in my life to worry whether or not you can handle my sh**. SO, when I am in a place where certain types of sh** is likely to happen, I am tired of worrying whether my sh** embarasses you, makes you uncomfortable or makes you wish sh** didn't happen. Too much big sh** has happened in my life to cause me to worry about your inability to deal with the petty sh** that always occurs.

More particular to this situation: If your in a place where certain types of petty sh** is likely to occur, get over yourself and stop worrying about the petty sh**. Your in a locker and you see my sh**? And it bothers you? Tough sh**. My sh** has seen more sh** than your sh** has ever even heard about and the sh** my sh** has seen would make your sh** shrivel up and stop its stink. Grow up and stop worrying about my sh** there's too much other real sh** to worry about.

Soon enough - the lesson of sh** will sink in for all of you. Then, and only then, will you be able let sh** happen.
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:03 PM   #67
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I go to 24 Hour Fitness in ....Hollywood. Take all of your experiences and multiply them times 12 and you will just begin to scratch the surface of the incredibly stupifying retardedness of my gym encounters.. Man nudity, cell phones, people acting out scenes (not kidding), posing, porn stars wearing nothing and getting snippy when you stare at them, sweat pools, people wearing sandals, regular street clothes (ie. jeans, or khakis and button down shirts), camping out on machines ..and the list goes on. I have many nicknames for people. There's: "tooth rot", "frankenstein head", "the vein", "zit map", "fred flintstone", "skank mother", "skank in training" to name a few. Hollywood is a full on friggin' freak show.
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:27 PM   #68
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For those under 30, let me share how shame goes away. As life progresses one comes to a deeper understanding of the phrase "sh** happens". Slowly you realize that sh** happens to everyone, that it seems like there is big sh** and petty sh** and that life's too short to worry about the petty sh**, BUT (here's the big revelation) BECAUSE sh** happens all the time and to everyone, it is no big sh**. As a result, you no longer give a sh** about any of the truly petty sh**.

Or, from a more relational perspective: You don't like the fact that my sh** happens? Tough, it does, so deal with it. I have seen too much sh** in my life to worry whether or not you can handle my sh**. SO, when I am in a place where certain types of sh** is likely to happen, I am tired of worrying whether my sh** embarasses you, makes you uncomfortable or makes you wish sh** didn't happen. Too much big sh** has happened in my life to cause me to worry about your inability to deal with the petty sh** that always occurs.

More particular to this situation: If your in a place where certain types of petty sh** is likely to occur, get over yourself and stop worrying about the petty sh**. Your in a locker and you see my sh**? And it bothers you? Tough sh**. My sh** has seen more sh** than your sh** has ever even heard about and the sh** my sh** has seen would make your sh** shrivel up and stop its stink. Grow up and stop worrying about my sh** there's too much other real sh** to worry about.

Soon enough - the lesson of sh** will sink in for all of you. Then, and only then, will you be able let sh** happen.
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Old 06-15-2007, 01:56 PM   #69
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I go to 24 Hour Fitness in ....Hollywood. Take all of your experiences and multiply them times 12 and you will just begin to scratch the surface of the incredibly stupifying retardedness of my gym encounters.. Man nudity, cell phones, people acting out scenes (not kidding), posing, porn stars wearing nothing and getting snippy when you stare at them, sweat pools, people wearing sandals, regular street clothes (ie. jeans, or khakis and button down shirts), camping out on machines ..and the list goes on. I have many nicknames for people. There's: "tooth rot", "frankenstein head", "the vein", "zit map", "fred flintstone", "skank mother", "skank in training" to name a few. Hollywood is a full on friggin' freak show.
Are the porn stars really walking around naked? And, how do you know they're porn stars? I don't doubt you, I'm just curious.
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I think it's because it's California. I have no idea how close the San Fernando Valley is to Hollywood (it might even be Hollywood) but that's where like 99% of all porn is made.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:37 PM   #71
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I think it's because it's California. I have no idea how close the San Fernando Valley is to Hollywood (it might even be Hollywood) but that's where like 99% of all porn is made.
SFV is next door to Hollywood. Porn capital baby!
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That's where I'm going to retire and just rent out my backyard for porn sets.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:41 PM   #73
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That's where I'm going to retire and just rent out my backyard for porn sets.
haha, very original. Never heard anyone renting out backyards for porn sets but it is an idea i am surprised more haven't thought of. I can just see you at 70 sitting on a lawn chair on your deck. Bravo.
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Old 06-15-2007, 02:42 PM   #74
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Yeah. I mean I guess I'd be too old to "help out", but I sure wouldn't mind admiring the scenery.

As long as they don't ask me or the wife for "fluffing" help.
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Old 06-15-2007, 03:38 PM   #75
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Erotica LA Convention next week! w00t
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