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Old 05-01-2007, 02:52 PM   #16
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LOL! 8-Minute Abs with John Basedow!
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:55 PM   #17
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GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:07 PM   #18
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On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.

Off topic, John Basedow is to workouts as Tracy Jordan is to indoor grill machines.
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:08 PM   #19
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money talks... there are a lot of women that ONLY care about $$$$$
Well, I wear a loin cloth made out of Benjamins and it doesn't seem to help!
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:09 PM   #20
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GODDAMN! Basedow makes me crack up. Question, does anyone think he's made ANY cash? I mean seriously, I can't even see chicks buying it to look at him. He looks fake as hell and has the worst possible haircut.
Doesn't it look like someone photoshopped his head onto someone else's body??

He looks so freaking odd.
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People seem to run the other direction when I do squats in it. :confused:
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Doesn't it look like someone photoshopped his head onto someone else's body??

He looks so freaking odd.
I've always thought that. It's like the majority of the budget for his commercials has to be special effects or something, because he SURE as hell doesn't put any into the graphics.
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:18 PM   #23
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On topic, I'd imagine the best place to pick up a chick is the classes, whether it's spin or aerobics. Just observe who goes into what classes, and just pop into the next one.
You are correct sir. A friend of mine convinced me to do a pilates class a while back and we were the only guys in the class. Since we were stronger, we were able to do the advanced crap a lot better than most of the women, so we constantly had girls asking us to show them how to do stuff. I never tried to close the deal with any of them, but it's a lot easier to do so when a woman initiates a conversation with you.
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Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym

For some reason, he reminds me of this guy:

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Old 05-01-2007, 03:38 PM   #25
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Old 05-01-2007, 03:57 PM   #26
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Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.
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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.
Is that how you pick up chicks?
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Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym


Actually, I have a Chia pet exactly like this.

Best, gym Pick up line........Hmmm
"Hey babe, wanna' make $14 the hard way" ?
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Step 1: Wear spandex shorts.

Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels.

Step 3: Approach hot young piece.

Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?"
lol, that's really funny, do you want to go camping?
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Old 05-01-2007, 06:09 PM   #30
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Re: Picking up chicks at the gym.

I don't think I've ever successfully "picked up" a chick anywhere...but the gym always seemed like a horrible place to begin a conversation...plus, like someone else said, if it failed, then you'd always have to see the person when you went to work out
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