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Old 05-02-2007, 04:11 PM   #76
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Banks always seem to have the most bangging chicks working there.
I worked in a bank for over 3 years when I was doing my undergrad, must have been a non-hottie zone or maybe times have changed since then.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:25 PM   #77
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Random observation....the hottest chicks I know are pharmaceutical sales reps. I know 3 such women and all are smoking, but dumb. I have no clue what they do, but they're hot.
Absolutely RIGHT. A close friend of mine works for Merck Pharmaceuticals, and all of his female co-workers are smokin' hot. All Pharm reps do is pretty much lobby doctors on behalf of their companies different drugs. It's gotta be easier for a hot woman to convince a doctor to prescribe certain drugs than it is a dude or a fugly girl
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:06 PM   #78
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And she won't, because I hate them!
You want to spend the rest of your life with one woman and you hate kids? I thought the only reason you aught to get married was to make babies.

On a side note, I've broken up with two chicks because they said they don't want to have any kids. I really don't get it..it's not like I'm asking you to amke a whole clan, just two kids. Is that too much to ask? Suck it up ladies and make those babies.
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On the married thing, I am in line with all the others. After I got married, women decided I must be acceptable and got all flirty with me on a regular basis. As few are as hot as my wife, it's okay by me. I flirt right back at'em and go home with the hottest woman in the room.

And Malcolm -Just so we're clear, don't worry about the fiancee. My wife has had two kids, doesn't work out and is a size 4 (Oh and BTW - she's blond, with a face that would make Helen of Troy jealous, and 12 years my junior).

As for self-confidence, it works both ways - men and women are attracted to inner strength. Who wants to hang out with a needy, insecure person or an arrogant prick (or prickett) who constantly feels the need to prove their superiority.
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Random observation....the hottest chicks I know are pharmaceutical sales reps. I know 3 such women and all are smoking, but dumb. I have no clue what they do, but they're hot.
That must be why I didn't get that rep job I applied for a few months ago.
I knew my severe facial scars and elephantitis would cost me.
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Absolutely RIGHT. A close friend of mine works for Merck Pharmaceuticals, and all of his female co-workers are smokin' hot. All Pharm reps do is pretty much lobby doctors on behalf of their companies different drugs. It's gotta be easier for a hot woman to convince a doctor to prescribe certain drugs than it is a dude or a fugly girl
There was a story awhile back (posted by Smootsmack) that said a lot of the pharmacutical reps are NFL cheerleaders or vice-versa.
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There was a story awhile back (posted by Smootsmack) that said a lot of the pharmacutical reps are NFL cheerleaders or vice-versa.
Doesn't surprise me one bit.
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There was a story awhile back (posted by Smootsmack) that said a lot of the pharmacutical reps are NFL cheerleaders or vice-versa.

I've met a couple of skins cheerleaders from a friend of mine I used to sell cars with... she's now a pharmacutical rep...

I guess there is a correllation...
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Walk up to her and say that you think she's the most beautiful woman you've ever seen and you've been wanting to talk to her for weeks and finally found the courage to do so….... Works every time.

ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)
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ur the most beautiful i have ever seen and even though i live miles away from you i have been wanting to talk to you for weeks and i finally found the courage to do so so what do you say (even though ur old enough to be my mother)
Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.
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Damnnnnnn, that'll doom a date before it starts.

i know it was a joke
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