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05-01-2007, 01:07 PM
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| Special Teams  Join Date: Oct 2006
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| Picking up chicks at the gym. Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?
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05-01-2007, 01:18 PM
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| The Bluths   Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Well first I tripped her...
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05-01-2007, 01:20 PM
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| Contains football related knowledge  Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 50
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Quote:
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05-01-2007, 01:22 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 34
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Then showed her my powerful man muscle |
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05-01-2007, 01:24 PM
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| Fight for old DC! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Sterling, VA Age: 34
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Then I followed her into the womens locker room... |
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05-01-2007, 01:33 PM
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| Franchise Player   Join Date: Aug 2005
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Negative it is to hard. Also keep in mind the gym is diffrent then a night club. At a night club get shoot down never see the chick again, get shoot down at the gym hello uncomfortable moments for the remander of your membership. Or lets say you do hook up and it doesn't work refer back to uncomfortable moments. Basically don't shit where you eat! |
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05-01-2007, 01:45 PM
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| Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. ok, hess, I'll go up to a girl I've never talked to before and say, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I've been wanting to talk to you for weeks. I just could never find the courage to do so until now" And then, she'll be really freaked out. Am I wrong here?
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05-01-2007, 01:51 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Hess line would work if yo uwere wanting to marry the chick but, if you are just looking to bang don't do it. BTW- Redheads are crazy and should be avoided! |
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05-01-2007, 01:52 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: So. MD Age: 34
Posts: 1,271
| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Quote:
Basically if you want to hit on that type of chick at the gym and succeed, you need to have a Honda Civic that sounds like a weedeater and wear your hat cocked to the side. If the woman is approaching cougar age, replace Civic with BMW and sideways hat with six figure income. | |
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05-01-2007, 01:54 PM
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| \m/   Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go. |
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05-01-2007, 02:05 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Trinity, NC Age: 41
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on. |
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05-01-2007, 02:20 PM
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| Special Teams Join Date: Oct 2006
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. hess, you're so funny
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05-01-2007, 02:44 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. First, go up to her and start screaming "JUST ONE MORE! GOOD JOB!!!" all the while asking if you can "work in" with her on her inner thigh workout. Offer to spot the aforementioned area.
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05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
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| RG Glee  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Newtown Square, PA Age: 33
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Step 1: Wear spandex shorts. Step 2: Bench press as much weight as possible so that your body's blood flow reaches crazy levels. Step 3: Approach hot young piece. Step 4: Ask her "So do you want to go camping?" |
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05-01-2007, 02:51 PM
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| \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40
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| Re: Picking up chicks at the gym. Of course if you look like this guy you'll have no problems with chicks at the gym  |
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